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Chelsea Clinton’s Abortion Claim Sounds Like Something Hitler Might’ve Said
Why Are We in Media Hell?
Trump's "Opposition" Supports All His Evil Agendas While Attacking Fake Nonsense
What Democrats Have Become; Brett Kavanaugh is a casualty of an anything-goes political resistance.
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President Trump to North Carolina resident: 'At least you got a nice boat out of the deal'
Censorship and Propaganda in the Gulf War
Former Admitted Groper Cory Booker Says, ‘It Would Be Irresponsible Not To’ Consider 2020 Presidential Run
Laugh of the Day
Three Cheers for Price Gouging During Hurricane Florence
FEMA: Trump administration will send Â‘presidential alertsÂ’ to cellphones across America
Young Christine Blasey Ford remembered as popular figure in Dewey Beach bar scene in 1980's
Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford's team lays out terms it wants for potential Senate interview, sources say
Are Social Media Companies Banning Because Of What Happens In "Real World"? (Face to Face, not online)
COURT DOCUMENTS: Sherrod Brown’s Ex-Wife Accused Him of Assaulting Her
Trump advised Spain to build wall across Sahara to stop migrants
Republicans may 'compel' testimony from Fusion GPS researcher Nellie Ohr, ex-FBI official James Baker
Pope Francis says the devil is causing people to question the Catholic Church
'Family Values' Senator(R) Sentenced to 15 Years for Child Sex Trafficking and Child Porn
Beto O’Rourke to Black American: Illegal Immigrant Labor Needed for Cotton Gin
Kavanaugh Accuser’s Classmate Backs Off Claim She Heard About Alleged Assault
Grassley Ltr to Feinstein Re UNREDACTED Ltr of Christine Blasey Ford (19 Sep 2018)
Pelosi, Schumer, Schiff, Warner Write Letter to Rosenstein, Wray Demanding They Withstand Pressure to Violate DOJ and FBI Norms
Huh. Democrats really don’t want those Carter Page FISA docs released
BOMBSHELL: Comey’s FBI said to have kept TWO sets of records regarding ‘Spygate’ operation
FBI, Justice Dept plan to redact Russia documents despite Trump order for full declassification: report
Ex-CIA Chief John Brennan Encourages Deep State to Defy President Trump’s Declassification Order
The SOBs got to Norm Macdonald
We Need to Stop Scapegoating Third-Party Voters
1 Corinthians 11:28-30
City Forced to Abolish Civil Asset Forfeiture and Pay Back Victims the Millions It Stole from Them
Politicians–Not Hurricanes–Ensure Shortages
LEFT WING NEVER TRUMPER Trump's Tariffs Will Cost More Than Obamacare's Taxes
Prince Harry's Friends Reportedly Have an "Issue" with Meghan Markle
Feinstein under fire for handling of sexual assault allegations against Kavanaugh
Austin man behind 3D-printed gun company charged with sex assault involving minor
Plagiarists Or Innovators? The Led Zeppelin Paradox Endures
The Uglification of America
Kavanaugh- Another Fake Sideshow
As Families Become Outlaws to Treat Epilepsy with Cannabis, Colorado Kids Can Now Bring It To School
Warrants Show Police Never Searched Amber Guyger’s Apartment, Now It’s Too Late, She’s ‘Vacated’ It
2 Hours in Jail for Cop Who Killed Botham Jean. 2 Nights for People Protesting His Death.
Senate panel formally postpones Kavanaugh vote
The Syria Deception: Al-Qaeda Goes to Hollywood (Presidential Globalist Neocon Productions)
Ky. woman tries to avoid arrest by defecating on officer
Suspending the Constitution: In America Today, the Government Does Whatever It Wants
‘Unprecedented’ Government Spending Spree Picks Up Speed
‘Sesame Street’ writer confirms what we all knew about Bert and Ernie
Pedophile's Decapitated Corpse Found On Judge's Doorstep After Bail Hearing In Aurora, Illinois
Syria - Israel Provocation Kills Russian Soldiers - Moscow Will Take Political Revenge
Former Admitted Groper Cory Booker Says, ‘It Would Be Irresponsible Not To’ Consider 2020 Presidential Run
Post Date: 2018-09-21 07:04:17 by CZ82
Former Admitted Groper Cory Booker Says, It Would Be Irresponsible Not To Consider 2020 Presidential Run By K. Walker - September 20, 2018 Maybe Cory Spartacus Booker forgot that he has a potentially disqualifying incident of groping a woman against her will. Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) along with his colleague, Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) were using the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings as a platform to increase their profile as they both mull over a potential 2020 Presidential run. After much denial that that was the reason for his recent antics, Sen. Booker has confirmed that he is indeed planning on seeking the nomination from the Democratic Party to run for ...
Laugh of the Day
Post Date: 2018-09-21 06:46:53 by CZ82
Ranking the media from liberal to conservative, based on their audiences By Aaron Blake, October 21, 2014 One chart I didn't get to include in my post Tuesday morning on Pew's new study of Americans' media habits was the one below. Pew has basically taken the average viewer/consumer of all of these media outlets and plotted them on a continuum, trying to ascertain which outlets are favored by which side of the political spectrum. There aren't a whole ton of surprises here -- conservative talkers are on the far right, while most mainstream media outlets have a slightly left-of-center audience -- but there are a few interesting takeaways here: 1) The most-preferred media ...
Don't Piss Off Old People
Post Date: 2018-09-14 19:49:34 by Deckard
Condensed Version of Human History
Post Date: 2018-09-11 08:17:46 by IbJensen
For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1 . Liberals 2.. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of ...
Top Eight Idiots In The News
Post Date: 2018-09-10 08:03:29 by IbJensen
1. *AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. *WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line shouting, 'Please come out and give yourself up.' 3. *WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, where in the ...
Dear Singers and Actors:
Post Date: 2018-09-08 21:06:48 by Deckard
TRUMP is destroying the local AZ economies.
Post Date: 2018-09-03 05:58:23 by IbJensen
TRUMP is destroying the local AZ economies. Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands. They are showing their outrage with Donald Trump's pardon of sheriff Joe Arpaio and his rescinding of Obama's unconstitutional executive order known as DACA. In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of Phoenix, Manuel Renaldo is one of those who are vowing to punish Arizona by leaving. As he loaded his stolen car with his taxpayer-furnished belongings and family of ten, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter: "It's a matter of principle; I refuse to be supported by a state that treats me like a criminal!" The effects of the exodus are already being felt ...
Trump shoots a man on 5th Avenue
Post Date: 2018-08-29 16:18:55 by IbJensen
(AP) President Donald Trump stopped his motorcade in Manhattan today, jumped out of his limousine and shot a man on Fifth Avenue who was shouting anti- Trump epithets. The shooting was recorded by the White House press pool as well as by dozens of bystanders with cellphones and by security cameras in the area. When asked for his reaction, House Speaker Paul Ryan said, We will need more information than is available at this point. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said through pursed lips that he was not going to comment on every up and down with this president. House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes said he already had information indicating ...
White House Press Briefing
Post Date: 2018-08-24 11:47:12 by Willie Green
New Progressive Bible Highlighter Set Just 5 Shades Of Whiteout
Post Date: 2018-08-23 13:10:56 by redleghunter
New Progressive Bible Highlighter Set Just 5 Shades Of Whiteout NASHVILLE, TNThomas Nelson Publishers will debut a new Bible highlighter set designed especially for progressive believers, consisting only of pens in 5 different shades of whiteout, sources confirmed. According to company spokesperson Dak Stevenson, the new set will give progressives even more options for rubbing out Biblical texts that dont agree with their personal belief system. We want to give progressive Bible readers many options, from lighter shades of correction fluid for erasing problematic Scripture passages, to heavier shades for completely eliminating sections that are clearly heretical to a ...
I Might Be Old But....
Post Date: 2018-08-21 05:49:26 by Deckard
Post Date: 2018-08-17 06:21:14 by Deckard
Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he'd accept oral sex from Trump
Post Date: 2018-08-06 09:19:53 by Willie Green
Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the latest victim in Sacha Baron Cohen 's satirical "Who is America?" prank show. The former sheriff was tricked into believing he was appearing on a Finnish YouTuber's video. Baron Cohen, posing as the YouTuber, asked Arpaio if he would receive a blowjob from President Trump, to which the sheriff replied: "I may have to say yes." The sheriff, who is a close ally of the president , also said that he wouldn't be surprised if Trump had participated in a golden shower, as outlined by the infamous dossier . Arpaio is the latest in a string of prominent Republicans to be deceived by Baron Cohen on his TV series. Sacha ...
(Dirty Harry) "Excuse me captain, can you fly?"
Post Date: 2018-07-29 13:14:35 by Liberator
Poster Comment:GOOD FOR A LAUGH... Dirty Harry/Harry Callahan -- those law & order movies starring Clint Eastwood -- ALWAYS drew large audiences and widespread approval. They also provided levity and a sense of to the audience that logic and justice would always somehow prevail. UNTIL Hollywood killed The Good Guy. (And that meant, creating the "Anti-Hero". OR some kind of human Social Justice Super-Hero.) Notice today how Hollywood's new "Super-Heroes" obsession touted from Hollywood/Marvel and other comic book movies possess all kinds of God-like supernatural powers? (No, I don't watch them; They are jammed in our face via non-stop TV/youtube/social media ...
Should There Be A Litmus Test For Politicians To Measure Their Stupidity?
Post Date: 2018-07-24 08:45:33 by Deckard
Did you ever hear this one: Whats the difference between dumb and stupid? The supposed answer is, You cant fix stupid! Keeping the above in mind, recently I came across some statements made by politicians, which prompted my thinking there has to be a litmus test for measuring the stupidity that every wannabe politician must take and answer publicly before qualifying to run for public office. Is it true elected politicians can get away with statements like these: U.S. Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY)Its racist to only allow citizens to vote. What? Former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)Just because someone is here illegally ...
Post Date: 2018-07-24 06:02:39 by Deckard
Post Date: 2018-07-15 09:42:28 by IbJensen
A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate: Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ? Answer : Princess Diana's death. Question : How come? Answer : An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading ...
HAS THIS MAN UNLOCKED THE SIMPLE SECRETS TO LONGEVITY??
Post Date: 2018-07-05 16:16:15 by Liberator
These days are rife with worry and mayhem. What can you do about it? Nothing much, so stop plans to change your gender or watching CNN. Fortunately, one person is claimed to have crack the code to human longevity. He has agreed to share his secret. Perhaps his example can be emulated. As far as many experts can see these days, what really now matters is the total elimination of stress from worrying about trivial matters such as a world gone mad, a modern toxic world, and self-abused human organs, including depending on just one fatty trainwreck of a liver and two corroded, nicotine rotted lungs. The Human Fund, the Science Community and World Health Organization are all combining to ask ...
Ten Fireworks Fail GIFs to Get You Laughing This Independence Day
Post Date: 2018-07-04 21:55:09 by Tooconservative
Heres something fun to keep you occupied while you wait for your hot dogs to finish grilling. Few things are more fun than watching other people maim themselves with their own dumb ideas. Happy Independence Day! 1.Captain Americas skinnier, stupider cousin Cosplay America. 2.This was never going to turn out well. 3.Nothing is more AMERICA than all of your city fireworks going off at the same time. 4.When your wiener dog suddenly becomes a lethal weapon. 5.Bright
but not a bright idea. 6.Part Two of this story involves a trip to the hospital, extensive rehab and a permanent position with the Vienna Boys Choir. 7.Theres always one. 8.If no one died from ...
Three FBI Cadets
Post Date: 2018-06-23 21:13:56 by Deckard
My nine year old grandson just told me this joke: So, three FBI cadets are at their final stage of training for proficiency with firearms, hand to hand combat, and loyalty to the agency. They are brought into a hallway with three doors. The first cadet goes into the first door and comes out and says, I will not shoot my father. He is immediately dismissed from consideration. The second cadet goes into the second door and comes out and says I will not shoot my grandmother. He is immediately dismissed from consideration. The third cadet goes into the third door. There are five gunshots and a lot of commotion. The instructors burst into ...
Retrospective: UNBELIEVABLE OBAMA GAFFES, Mistakes, Lies, and Confusion (as worshipful MSM still drooled over their idiotic "genius" & "cool" Prez anyway)
Post Date: 2018-06-23 15:06:16 by Liberator
Poster Comment:Enjoy the treasonous, lying nitwit and wind-bag narcissistic being himself. It is unbelievable that this Empty Chair and Wrecking Ball ever got re-elected. I think we have to seriously consider ELECTION FRAUD from Democrats as THE deciding factor and only way this clod won. It is essential that we be reminded of a few things in this clip...Of the Fake MSM, 0bama and his radical Admin, AND the unbridled power of the biggest enemy of freedom and America -- the Fake MSM. Its ability to manipulate the truth and foment hatred is now a given. Can it be said that it was the MSM (and it's Globalist/Leftist owners like Soros) who actually elected this human dreck? I understand ...
Kim Jong Un Criticized For Meeting With Nation That Has Killed 60 Million Babies
Post Date: 2018-06-17 21:22:28 by Liberator
North Korean President Kim Jong Un came under intense scrutiny this week after meeting with a barbaric nation that has killed over 60 million of its young since legalizing abortion in 1973. Political commentators agreed that by meeting with the nation of savages that abort hundreds of thousands of their young each and every year, Kim Jong Un appeared to be legitimizing the backwards, depraved nation of America. Just picture Kim Jong Un up there shaking hands with Hitler, one pundit said. Thats basically what this amounts to, when you consider that hes meeting with a country that has killed over 60 million babies since Roe v. Wade. Im just not sure ...
Not what it seems
Post Date: 2018-06-14 04:17:18 by Deckard
Donald Trump's GoldenHair [007 spoof]
Post Date: 2018-06-13 11:44:32 by Tooconservative
Poster Comment:From Australia's ABC.
White House weighs in on Laurel vs. Yanny debate (Progressive scolds: That’s not funny, you monsters)
Post Date: 2018-05-18 09:57:07 by Tooconservative
Thursday afternoon the White House weighed in on the greatest debate of our time: Laurel vs. Yanny. The clip is obviously supposed to be light-hearted and fun, a distraction but a harmless one. Naturally, this inspired people on the left to new fits of outrage. The clip opens with Ivanka Trump and includes cameo appearances by Kellyanne Conway, Sarah Sanders, Larry Kudlow, VP Mike Pence and President Trump himself (plus several more people I dont recognize). Most of the White House staff, to my relief, hears Laurel. Thats obviously the right answer and I cant believe theres anyone on the other side of this debate, but I guess some people have ...
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