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Somali-Born Journalist Returned To Her Homeland To Document How 'Safe' The Country Is But Terrorists Killed Her
A Florida woman was fined $100,000 for a dirty pool and overgrown grass. When do fines become excessive? [she didn't even own it]
Family Gets $750k After SWAT Raided and Destroyed Their Home, Killed Their Dog—Over Unpaid Utility Bill
Michelle Obama is ‘most admired’ woman in the world, new poll says (Bullshit Alert)
U-M student Kathy Zhu stripped of Miss Michigan World America title
Moon Landings Debate on False Flag Weekly News with Massimo Mazzucco 07/19/2019
Grand Jury Filing Over Use of Explosives on 9/11 ‘Names Names’ of Who May Have Blown Up Towers
Hating America After 9/11
The CIA Wants To Make It Easier To Jail Journalists And No One In Congress Is Stopping It From Happening
Jeffrey Epstein: CFR and Trilateral Commission Member
Robert Mueller Should Be Arrested for Conspiracy to Overthrow the President of the United States
Surprise Twist in WikiLeaks Case! UK Refuses to Extradite Assange to Country With Death Penalty!
"It's Going To Be Staggering": Epstein Associates Prepare For Worst As Massive Document Dump Imminent
Rush Limbaugh Abandons Fiscal Conservatism
Round-Up of Crypto Exchange Hacks So Far in 2019 — How Can They Be Stopped?
Bitpoint Hack Shows That Regulators’ Scrutiny Does Not Equal Safety
The Federalist: Democrats Called for Seb Gorka to Be Deported Over Sham Twitter-Based Claims, and Jerry Nadler Even Opened an Investigation Seeking to Deport Him, and the Media Cheered
A Kentucky farmer, ex-Marine wants to challenge Mitch McConnell in 2020 US Senate race
Police called on boy holding 'ice cold beer' sign
What Was It All for For: Vets Have Finally Turned on America’s Endless Wars
Or you can mail donations to Henry Shivley at P.O. Box 964, Chiloquin, OR 97624 ← JINSA Bob Nelson Famous Duck Routine → Video shows Donald Trump partying with Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell
Republicans Defending Trump Are 'Hurting Themselves and They're Hurting the Country'
DIVORCE AGREEMENT Between Republicans & Democrats
Rand Paul Wants To Be Trump's Man in Iran. That Would Be Good News for Peace.
Elderly robocall scam victim committed suicide after 'fraudsters' stole life savings
Watch Elon Musk’s Neuralink presentation
“Did He Not Make Them One?”
Jon Stewart Eviscerates Rand Paul for Blocking 9/11 Victim Funding: ‘It’s an Abomination’
President Trump On Ilhan Omar: I Hear She Was Married To Her Brother!
SHOCK: Portland ANTIFA Holds Memorial For ICE Firebomb Terrorist
‘Trump’s Going to Get Re-elected, Isn’t He?’
Surprise! Illegal immigration deeply unpopular with voters … in Mexico
FBI To Ramp Up Social Media Surveillance
THE NEW ROTH SHOW #16C Timing is everything,
America, Love It or Leave It!
Trump May Appoint Fringe Neocon to Head Intelligence
What Would a Free Society Actually Look Like?
The Last Few Days Exemplify Why I'm Libertarian (and Why You Should Be Too)
Court Rules Police Officer Who Shot 10-Year-Old Is Protected by Qualified Immunity
Trump has met his match: The Squad
WAS BITCOIN CREATED BY THIS INTERNATIONAL DRUG DEALER?
Red Flagging Drivers
Conservatives Against Liberty
When Should You Shoot A Cop? (Another shit article from Decktard)
Leave the US, Trump tells liberal congresswomen of color
In Iran, some take off their hijabs as hard-liners push back
Trump Consiglieres Giuliani and Bolton Paid Big Bucks by MEK Terrorist Group
The Untold Story of Christian Zionism’s Rise to Power in the United States
DIVORCE AGREEMENT Between Republicans & Democrats
Post Date: 2019-07-18 08:51:48 by IbJensen
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is our separation agreement: --Our two groups can equitably ...
HILLARY RELEGATED TO THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY
Post Date: 2019-07-10 12:04:44 by IbJensen
Poster Comment:Appropriate ending for a real witch.
Why the Earth is actually 100% flat
Post Date: 2019-07-09 14:29:15 by nolu chan
Why the Earth is actually 100% flat By Dean Burnett Tue 26 Jan 2016 07.14 EST Last modified on Wed 14 Feb 2018 16.21 EST The Guardian (UK) Brain flapping Science Rapper B.o.B. has been criticised for publicly insisting the Earth is flat. You may think his claims are ludicrous, but the truth is: they dont go far enough. Rapper B.o.B. has caused a furore by tweeting that the Earth is in fact flat, and you only need to look at the evidence to come to the same conclusion. Obviously, prominent scientists have openly mocked this claim, showing the many ways in which it is ludicrous, no matter how many people insist otherwise. Theyre right though; sadly. B.o.B. is wrong. His ...
A Glass of Wine
Post Date: 2019-07-09 11:13:39 by IbJensen
A Glass of Wine To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't , and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand, Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials , scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually. However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to ...
“When you have a president who is a financial genius and a business Jesus like Donald Trump, you just got to trust him”
Post Date: 2019-05-12 10:40:49 by Willie Green
Saturday Night Live opened with a Meet the Press sketch that teased Republican leadership over their unimpeachable support of Donald Trump, even as the presidents actions conflict with their own political beliefs. For instance, all three GOP members Beck Bennetts Mitch McConnell, Kate McKinnons Lindsey Graham and Cicely Strongs Susan Collins were opposed to tariffs against China until Trumps attempts to enforce them. When you have a president who is a financial genius and a business Jesus like Donald Trump, you just got to trust him, McKinnons Graham said. This man has lost a hundred times more money than I have ever ...
Bad Lip Reading Warps Civil Dem Debate Into Hilarious Nonsense Bernie Sanders praises Hillary Clinton’s pinto beans, Jim Webb remains weird, Lincoln Chafee is still there
Post Date: 2019-05-07 07:41:36 by IbJensen
Poster Comment:For all the good they do, these debates, to a bored person, probably sound like this.
Here's What Democrat Debates Sound Like
Post Date: 2019-05-07 07:32:09 by IbJensen
Post Date: 2019-05-03 07:10:45 by Deckard
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the ...
China's moon landing sets stage for SPACE RACE (CBS News: "Let's Get Ready To RUMMM-BLE!!!")
Post Date: 2019-04-09 12:23:38 by Liberator
A historic moon mission is setting the stage for a new space race, this time between the U.S. and China. The Chinese Chang'e 4 became the first space probe to land on the far side of the moon. [!!!!!]
Poster Comment:CBS talking-head script: This "break-through" (NOT "Moon Landing") "may intensify US-Chinese rivalry." FOR WHOM, really?? Is that how this make YOU feel? Was that statement even actually remotely true? Everybody -- especially "Science" and Statist cultists -- should have felt tingles down their leg over this story! China: From Rickshaw-to-Space Ship in 30 years!! First of all, check out the merged flag of China and the US. A clear ...
Biden Pulls Off Dusty Tarp Covering Old Campaign Motorcycle
Post Date: 2019-04-01 08:09:43 by IbJensen
WASHINGTONSaying it was time to get out the hog for one last ride, former Vice President Joe Biden pulled the dusty painters tarp off of his old campaign motorcycle Wednesday, gently running his hand along the polished chrome headlight and muttering welcome back, baby. The vehicle, a 1979 Harley-Davidson Electra Glide with flame decals on both the front and rear fenders, had reportedly been sitting at the back of his garage since the last time he tore ass around the capitol in 2012. Sources confirmed that after checking to see if the horn still worked, Biden grabbed a red chamois cloth from his back pocket, spit into it, and begin buffing ...
The Grim Reaper – Frequently A Personified Insignificant Force
Post Date: 2019-03-19 05:53:20 by Gatlin
Deckard, the articles you continually post exaggerates and amplifies negative news. You obviously post these articles containing distortion for intended consequences. The nature of news in these articles tries to make us think that the world is getting worse and we are on the path to an oblivion crisis which we must face with great anguish. While it is the effort of intent in these articles to make us think that it has become your undying lifetime dedication to daily try and make us believe that. For it is every day that you habitually fill the sidebar with Matt Agorist stories from The Free Thought Project and other trashy yellow journalism ...
Nation’s Republicans Weep Bitterly Upon Learning Hillary Clinton Not Running In 2020
Post Date: 2019-03-06 07:05:58 by Deckard
Via The Babylon Bee U.S.Uncontrollable wailing could be heard across the land Tuesday as American Republicans from coast to coast wept bitterly upon learning that Hillary Clinton had finally announced that she will not be running for president in 2020, multiple sources confirmed. Please, God, let it not be true! one sobbing Detroit man told reporters, explaining in between sniffles that a Trump vs. Clinton rematch would not only be a guaranteed victory for the president and embarrassment for the Democrats, but a spectacle of entertainment the likes of which the world has never seen. No more hot sauce? No more WHY ARENT I FIFTY POINTS ...
Dear FRiends, Please get your donations in and let's wrap this baby up.
Post Date: 2019-03-01 11:20:57 by IbJensen
Dear FRiends, Please get your donations in and let's wrap this baby up. [FReepathon LX] Click here to donate via our new secure link: https://freerepublic.com/donate/ ^ Posted on 3/1/2019, 11:01:46 AM by Jim Robinson Calling all FReepers: We need your help to keep the lights on. Please donate today if you can. Wouldn't it be great if we reach the yellow today and then wrap it up within a few more days? FR is funded solely by contributions made by the liberty loving patriots who love and use it. We are beholden to no political party. No advertisers, no outsiders, no sugar daddies, no corporate string pullers. Definitely no government subsidies or tax breaks. No 501c or other ...
Post Date: 2019-02-26 05:47:42 by Deckard
I like to keep up with the Academy awards to see just how much Hollywood has lost its mind from year to year. And since America is marinated in the juices of Hollywood, its a nice Rorschach test for the mysterious tendings of our nation. By the way, I got in a late screening of Black Panther the night before. Its about the techno-metropolis of Wakanda hidden deep in the African jungle lo these many centuries. (Who knew?) The elite of that utopia travel the world in flying saucers. When trouble turns up, what weapons do they reach for? Spears. I kid you not. My favorite line in the movie: American white G-man to Nakia, Black Panthers ex-girlfriend: Put that ...
We need a new cuckoo clock
Post Date: 2019-02-24 07:50:52 by Tooconservative
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'. Well, the hours passsed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed in ...
Post Date: 2019-02-07 17:36:31 by GrandIsland
Elizabeth Warren 1/1024 Indian, Nathan Phillips - 1/1024 Vietnam Veteran, Richard Blumenthal 1/1024 Vietnam Veteran, Cory Booker 1/1024 Spartacus, Chelsea Manning 1/1024 Female, Rachel Dolezal 1/1024 Black, Beto O'rourke 1/1024 Mexican, Christine Ford 1/1024 Believable, Barrack Hussein Obama 1/1024 American, Hillary Clinton 0/1024 President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - 1/1024 Educated David Hogg - 1/1024 Survivor Dicktard - 1/1024 Conservative
The Status of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Health
Post Date: 2019-02-05 08:19:07 by IbJensen
Feeling the anxiety & emotional strain of .gov shutdown - FBI director Wray, VIDEO
Post Date: 2019-01-26 17:37:44 by Hondo68
FBI director 'angry' over shutdown in video for workers
Poster Comment:What a pompous lying POS. Most Americans love the .gov shutdown and want it to be permanent, especially for the rotten corrupt FBI.
TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
Post Date: 2019-01-25 09:44:38 by IbJensen
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't. #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. #6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a ...
Know Your Parasites
Post Date: 2019-01-05 11:49:42 by IbJensen
Poster Comment:Worthless piece of worn-out human debris. Isn't even fit to be eaten by the coyotes or wolves.
BEST AD EVER
Post Date: 2018-12-21 08:50:11 by Deckard
What kinda place ... Do you think --- this is !
Post Date: 2018-12-19 22:23:33 by BorisY
This guy where I live Just told me a funny joke This couple are dining At a super fashionable Expensive restaurant After the dinner Few extra drinks The lady slips under The table The manager runs over Says Your wife isn't allowed To be under the table What kinda place Do you think This is The man says My wife is walking In the door
Catholic Couple and St.Pete
Post Date: 2018-12-12 14:08:20 by sneakypete
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter ...
Adam Shiff's Family Information
Post Date: 2018-11-19 08:46:30 by IbJensen
Adam's cousin Jack Schiff is a well-known personality in some circles. Here's why : Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schiff." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schiff and O. Schiff. Awe Schiff, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schiff, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schiff Inc. In turn, Jack Schiff married Noe Schiff, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schiff, Fulla Schiff, Giva Schiff, Bull Schiff, and the twins: Deep Schiff and Dip Schiff. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schiff married Dumb Schiff, a high school drop out. After being married ...
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