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Slavic Compilation - How To Be a Slav #14
Post Date: 2018-03-12 14:49:22 by A Pole
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The Urinal Is Too High
Post Date: 2018-03-12 12:02:29 by IbJensen
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher, and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little 'wee-wees' to direct the ...
Nation That Calls Trump ‘Hitler’ Demands He Take All Guns Away
Post Date: 2018-03-03 07:10:47 by IbJensen
U.S.Sources across the United States confirmed Friday that the cross-section of citizenry which has been comparing President Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler for two years has begun to demand that he take guns away from all citizens at once. Passionate protests and rallies recently all demanded the dangerous madman confiscate everybodys firearms. Trump is a dangerous tyrant, so he should be the only one with deadly weapons! one woman screamed at an anti-gun protest. People obviously cant be trusted with them. Instead, we need to entrust them only to the most powerful man on the planet, who has proven time and time again hes no better than ...
Kids are crying on the TV
Post Date: 2018-02-24 11:53:37 by Deckard
Post Date: 2018-02-23 18:50:40 by Deckard
Post Date: 2018-02-08 09:55:38 by IbJensen
Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over some of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to you if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint." The ...
We Have the Leader of ISIS
Post Date: 2018-02-05 19:38:46 by A K A Stone
Epic misunderstanding leads to ass-whupping
Post Date: 2018-02-03 21:07:08 by sneakypete
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...QcE3lZv6RPWLY2Ww&index=74Poster Comment:This is hilarious.
Jeopardy! contestants stumped by football category, mocked by Alex Trebek
Post Date: 2018-02-02 07:00:31 by Deckard
Police Officers Snitch on Themselves After Getting Too High on Edibles
Post Date: 2018-01-31 11:29:51 by Deckard
As if law enforcement wasnt already dealing with marijuana in the worst way possible, now police officers are really having trouble handling their weed. Two Toronto cops had to call their colleagues on themselves Sunday after allegedly eating some suspiciously-secured edibles. CBC News reported that two of 13 Divisions finest are currently under investigation by the Toronto Police Professional Standards Unit for on-duty misconduct. Its said that most accidents and DUIs happen close to home, and in this case, that holds true. The officers were right by 13 Division headquarters when they got too high and called the cops on themselves. The call for backup came after ...
Post Date: 2018-01-27 10:33:25 by Deckard
Senior Trying To Reset Password
Post Date: 2018-01-26 05:20:15 by Deckard
..HERES HOW IT GOES
. WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces USER: 50damnboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourButt IfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow ! WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. USER: ReallyPissedOff50 ...
A short love story
Post Date: 2018-01-24 13:48:31 by sneakypete
A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, Ma'am I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold I have a better idea, she replied, Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. ...
Post Date: 2018-01-20 05:25:48 by A Pole
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Why some African Americans are moving to Africa [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2018-01-19 11:55:40 by hondo68
African-Americans are returning to the lands of their ancestors as life becomes precarious and dangerous in the USA.Muhammida el-Muhajir says as an African American in the US, she felt she could 'never win' [Courtesy of Muhammida el-Muhajir]Accra, Ghana - They have come from the big cities of San Francisco, Chicago, and New York. Thousands of them. And many refuse to return.A new wave of African Americans is escaping the incessant racism and prejudice in the United States. From Senegal and Ghana to The Gambia, communities are emerging in defiance of conventional wisdom that Africa is a continent everyone is trying to leave.It is estimated that between 3,000 and 5,000 African ...
Paul Joseph Watson: The Truth About 'Sh*thole Countries' [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2018-01-13 16:33:42 by Tooconservative
‘Our Love Life Is None Of Your Business,’ Says Couple Forcing Business Owner To Approve Their Love Life
Post Date: 2018-01-13 00:08:49 by redleghunter
Our Love Life Is None Of Your Business, Says Couple Forcing Business Owner To Approve Their Love Life LAKEWOOD, COAccording to reports, a same-sex Lakewood couple informed a local business owner their private love life is none of his business, while insisting that he and his company approve and fully accept their love life, sources confirmed Wednesday. The couple, whose relationship may violate the privately held religious beliefs of some Americans, including the business owner, told him to get out of our bedroom while they demanded he use his business to openly affirm and celebrate their lifestyle choices. How dare he force his extremist views on ...
Is Donald Trump Your President?
Post Date: 2018-01-11 12:45:04 by Tooconservative
Poster Comment:This may even hold true in Belize.
If HAL9000 Were Amazon.com’s Alexa
Post Date: 2018-01-11 08:02:47 by Deckard
Gary North: HAL lives! <span data-mce-type="bookmark" st*l*="display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;" class="mce_SELRES_start">﻿</span>
Exercises in Futility - Self-Defense for Snowflakes
Post Date: 2018-01-11 00:47:18 by Tooconservative
Trump administration shuts down $13 billion Obama-era Amtrak plan (Happy New Year, Willie!)
Post Date: 2018-01-01 10:43:00 by Liberator
The Trump administration has shut down a $13 billion federal spending plan to rebuild an Amtrak project between New York and New Jersey. According to a letter obtained by Crains New York Business, the administration called the deal proposed by former President Barack Obama which would have been half paid for by the federal government non-existent. Your letter also references a non-existent '50/50' agreement between [the Department of Transportation], New York, and New Jersey. There is no such agreement," wrote Federal Transit Administration deputy administrator K. Jane Williams in a Friday letter. We consider it unhelpful to ...
GET READY! The TIME of TROUBLE has just Been Forecasted By TRUMP!
Post Date: 2017-12-26 15:00:00 by hondo68
Post Date: 2017-12-24 10:22:30 by IbJensen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Lv7OVI6eM Copy and paste to your browser. Poster Comment:I really like this. All of us got a Christmas present in the form of Donald Trump, but, unfortunately, there are a very few of us here who don't appreciate the gift.
NEVER HOME ALONE with Donald trump
Post Date: 2017-12-23 09:29:17 by Tooconservative
Ivanka Trump told Steve Bannon he was a 'f------ liar'
Post Date: 2017-12-21 17:54:38 by Willie Green
White House adviser Ivanka Trump lashed out at former chief strategist Steve Bannon after he accused her of leaking information to the media, according to a new report.The meeting came after months of escalating tensions between two competing factions in President Donald Trump's administration.Until his resignation in August, Bannon had often butted heads with Ivanka and her husband, senior adviser Jared Kushner. White House adviser Ivanka Trump reportedly told the former chief strategist Steve Bannon that he was a "f------ liar" at a meeting last spring that was aimed at diffusing tensions between the main factions in the administration, according to a new report from ...
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