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Trump Jr walks out of book launch after heckling from supporters
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THOUGHT POLICE: Facebook, YouTube, Twitter all ban any mention of “whistleblower” Eric Ciaramella as the Overton Window of allowable speech collapses
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Landmark Bill Would Bar State from Enforcing Federal Red-Flag Gun Laws
CNN Accidentally Airs the BEST PRO-GUN Commercial EVER!
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Another Drug-War Massacre
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The Bloomberg Factor
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Study confirms TV industry is pushing homosexuality on network TV more and more each year…
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The Sissifying of America Continues (“Beat them, but not too badly” has no place in sports.)
AmericaÂ’s Largest Health Insurer Is Giving Apartments to Homeless People
Fake WhistleblowerÂ’s Lawyer Outs the Coup dÂ’etat in a Tweet
Federal judge strikes down rule allowing clinicians to object to abortions for moral or religious reasons
Oops! ADAM SCHIFF Accidentally Leaks Name of Anti-Trump Â‘WhistleblowerÂ” Eric Ciaramella in Bill TaylorÂ’s Transcript!
“It’s Going to Be Devastating. It’s Going to Ruin Careers” – Joe diGenova: IG Report Delayed Due to Durham Grand Jury – Several Obama DOJ Officials Will Be Indicted (VIDEO)
Social Media Increasingly Conduit for Surveillance and Voter Manipulation
Was he Lee ... was he PaTsy --- Was he Trying To Tell us someThing !
While You Slept, Government Created Internal Passports
Viral Meme Campaign Keeps Jeffrey Epstein Story Alive
Cop Charged after Allegedly Filming Himself Masturbate at a Concert Just Before Punching a Man
Woman Fights Back Against Charges for Using Cannabis to Treat Her Illness—and She WON
‘How did you kill Jeffrey Epstein?’ Hillary Clinton bursts into laughter over dead body joke… again
Fox News Poll: 49 percent favor impeaching Trump (BS)
Watch OAN reporter knock on Eric Ciaramella’s front door…
Death by Design
The Other '80s Blade Runner Movie
New York's Place as America's Fine-Dining Mecca in Jeopardy As City Bans Foie Gras
Brave, Compassionate Officer Tells "Why I Wear the Badge"
Bible verses about purgatory
Rage With The Machine? 90's Resistance Band Reunites To Do Establishment Bidding In 2020
$1 million in First Spouse gold coins wrongly sent for destruction (Fake News)
Video Shows Cop Jump Family’s Fence, Kill Dog in Front of 10 yo Girl
RaTcliffe ... raTs ouT --- The Schiff show…
The Deep State Has Been Redefined as "Career Bureaucrats Doing Their Patriotic Duty"
ROLLING STONES "WAITING FOR A FRIEND" **POP-UP VIDEO**, 1981
"Space Satellite" Crashes To Earth (Balloon & Tether still attached)
You may not believe this, but Greta Thunberg’s no air travel plan has hit a (hilarious) snag
New Law Requires You To Listen To Greta Thunberg Lecture Before Purchasing Gasoline
Post Date: 2019-10-18 12:56:16 by Deckard
U.S.A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline. Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful fossil fuels."We want to make sure drivers are informed," said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. "So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to ...
Pope Announces Any Time Spent Watching 'The View' Counts As Time Served In Purgatory
Post Date: 2019-10-18 12:42:41 by Deckard
VATICAN CITYPope Francis has made one of his official, Popey announcements. (For our Protestant audience, a declaration from the pope is kinda like when Russell Moore tweets something; it carries a lot of weight for Catholics.) Anyway, the pope declared that any time you've spent watching The View in this life will count as time served in purgatory."Frankly, if you watch those women bickering, that's punishment enough," said Pope Francis in a speech. He declared that your time will be tallied up by the angels, who will then mark that off as though you'd spent the time in purgatory.The pope said the exchange rate for time is about 1 hour of The ...
DNC Town Hall - SNL
Post Date: 2019-09-30 11:48:08 by Tooconservative
Poster Comment:Harrelson's Biden was weak, just not good casting. And not good for Dems either since Harrelson is a younger and far more vital man than Biden, highlighting Biden's age and frailty in any comparison. Harrelson looks like what Americans want to see in a president: experience along with vitality and force of will. The real Biden will suffers by comparison. Some decent jokes in it, a rarity in modern SNL fare.
Guy calls 9/11 over “Rabid dog” in his house
Post Date: 2019-09-27 11:03:03 by Tooconservative
Near-Dead Battery in Fremont Police Tesla Forces Officer Off Pursuit
Post Date: 2019-09-27 05:56:10 by Deckard
KPIX FREMONT (CBS SF) A Tesla electric patrol car by the Fremont Police ran low on electricity in the middle of a pursuit, after the department said someone forgot to plug the vehicle into a charger. According to officials, the officer was pursuing a vehicle headed down to the South Bay when the car began to run low on battery power. Just slowed down to six miles of battery on the Tesla, so I may lose it here in a sec, the officer said, according to police radio transmissions. If someone else is able, can they maneuver into the number one spot? Other units took over the pursuit. Police said the chase was called off when it became unsafe, and the suspect ...
SHREK IS BREAKING THIS DOG OBSTACLE COURSE RECORD!!
Post Date: 2019-09-26 18:12:15 by Liberator
Dog handler's Chihuahua called in sick. Shrek stepped up for an impressive performance. The AKC Powers That Be allowed the substitute. Announcer Bob Menery sounds a lot like Bob Uecker.
Pigeon poops on state lawmaker as he gives TV interview about pigeon poop problem
Post Date: 2019-09-20 10:31:24 by Deckard
Rep. Jaime Andrade (D-Chicago) was giving a TV interview about the pigeon poop problem at a train station when a pigeon promptly illustrate the lawmakers point. Ill just have to go clean up, Andrade said. Thats what happens to my constituents. They get [expletive] on all time.
Say That Again, I WILL Kick Your Ass
Post Date: 2019-09-19 05:38:39 by Deckard
NEW YORKI dont mind it when you lie to me with marketing terms or puff me up with overblown predictionsIm in show business, thats what we dobut stop using these words that are designed to disguise what youre really doing to me. If you really wanna piss me off, use any of the following ten terms: (1) That would be a hard no, Joe Bob. (Variation: Thats a nonstarter, Joe Bob.) (Second variation: That wont fly at any level, Joe Bob.) This is the equivalent of a 7-year-old on the elementary school playground who runs out of arguments and says, I dont care what you say! Im not changing my ...
EVERYBODY FOR PRESIDENT!
Post Date: 2019-09-18 07:13:07 by Deckard
-- Well, at least everybody who feels ready for the responsibility of self-goverment. Those who still need a Big Daddy or a Big Momma to discipline and dominate them should vote for whatever furhrer or saviour they like best. If you want self-government don't vote for the Two Lying Bastards of the Democan and Republicrat parties..... or for any minority party that also wants to govern you....WRITE IN YOUR OWN NAME**The GADP does not endorse any candidate claiming to run as the official GADP candidate. There is no official GADP candidate, except perhaps occasionally when Olga inexplicably decides to campaign for President of Multiverse. Despite the impressive detailed descriptions of ...
Are Comedians Finally Fighting Back Against the Far Left’s Cultural Clampdown?
Post Date: 2019-09-15 15:16:32 by Tooconservative
Are comedians fighting back against the cultural Marxism of the critics? So-called political correctness which, oddly enough, is a line of ideological adherence which is neither political nor correct has appeared to be clamping down on the comic stage for quite a while. But theres recent evidence to suggest those at the mic are trying to break free. Buzzfeed recently scolded Dave Chappelle for truly vile jokes about transgender people, Michael Jackson, and the #MeToo movement in his Netflix special Sticks and Stones. Vice told folks to skip the performance, and Vanity Fair called the act stale. Surely some on the far Left were also ...
Orange County deputy accidentally shoots himself while training
Post Date: 2019-09-13 06:09:32 by Deckard
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. - An Orange County Sheriff's Office patrol corporal wounded himself Wednesday when he accidentally fired his weapon during a training exercise, officials said. Sheriff John Mina said the deputy was at a department training facility on Wewahootee Road around 10:30 a.m. when he accidentally shot himself. "The deputies on the scene and the firefighters who responded provided excellent care based on their training," Mina said. "We were able to stop the bleeding right away and get him transported here to Orlando Health." Mina said the deputy was awake and alert after the incident. He said the Sheriff's Office employee has ...
Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat
Post Date: 2019-09-11 08:31:03 by Deckard
Babylon Bee [Satire] U.S.As society becomes increasingly dominated by nerds, hipsters, and computer programmers, people have fixated on what they think is our biggest problem: masculinity. Its just toxic and causes nothing but problems, said Elisha Mcewen, a vegan activist and no threat whatsoever to spiders or tight jar lids. I was sharing my feelings on masculinity with other men in my drum circle, and we all agreed that if we ever encountered masculinity, we would run far away. Masculinity is said to have in the past been the cause of such things as violence, war, bullying, defeating the Nazis, carving society out of untamed wilderness, and ...
Ron White: California Cops
Post Date: 2019-08-25 11:07:22 by Deckard
If There Wasn't any Government...
Post Date: 2019-08-24 12:13:25 by Deckard
San Francisco Changes Term 'Convicted Felons' To More Politically Correct 'Elected Officials'
Post Date: 2019-08-23 11:50:45 by nolu chan
San Francisco Changes Term 'Convicted Felons' To More Politically Correct 'Elected Officials' August 22nd, 2019 SAN FRANCISCO, CAIn a move to make sure criminals are treated fairly, San Francisco has instituted a policy of referring to "convicted felons" by the much more politically correct term "elected officials." "These convicted felons are finding it harder to advance to higher political office when we keep bringing up their criminal activities," said San Francisco Mayor London Breed. "We must ensure they get a fair shake at ruining even more people's lives when they run for Congress, Senate, or the White House." The ...
'Friends, you're going to love Greenland. I was there on 9/11'
Post Date: 2019-08-17 10:33:08 by Deckard
Manhattan? Idve got Staten Island too for half the guilders. Louisiana? Bum deal. But Alaska? Im giving that back to Russia WASHINGTON (AP) President Donald Trump tweeted today he had purchased Greenland from the Kingdom of Denmark for $15bn plus Kanye West and the state of Massachusetts. Still, the announcement has been questioned abroad. Prime minister of Greenland Kim Kielsen, reached this morning before the sun set for the winter, commented: Clearly, the presidents mind is melting faster than our ice sheet. Danish prime minister Mette Frederiksen tried to strike a diplomatic note, saying: May God deliver us from this delusional ...
Good Cop/Bad Cop See if YOU can spot the difference
Post Date: 2019-08-11 10:57:20 by Deckard
How To Avoid Being Called A Russian Agent Online
Post Date: 2019-08-11 09:16:17 by Deckard
The always reliable NBC News has published an important and informative article titled Russia-linked Twitter accounts promoted doxxing over racial tension videos, which uses fearless investigative insinuations and cutting-edge vagueness to inform readers that viral videos of Americans being racist are essentially a Russian fabrication.The articles four authors boldly document the shocking, bombshell findings of a Clemson University study that almost 30 suspicious Twitter accounts were involved in retweeting videos of racist behavior from white Americans, and, as alert readers should all be aware by now, suspicious is another word for ...
What Your Beer Says About Your Politics
Post Date: 2019-08-10 15:33:35 by Deckard
Credit: Tracey Robinson, NMRPP It is often said that you can tell a lot about a mans sexual preference by what beer he drinks. Now, thanks to Tracey Robinson, you can get a good idea of how he votes as well. As it turns out, to the surprise of no one, Lone Star drinkers are vastly Republican but hardly vote. Microbrew drinkers on the other hand tend to lean democratic and have a high turnout rate. Here are some more interesting statistics about what your beer might be saying about your political life:If your looking to score with that wacky political science major who believes that not voting is a crime grab a Sierra Nevada whos drinkers have the ...
For old people
Post Date: 2019-08-09 11:23:48 by IbJensen
WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING? REALLY??? Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. (Unbelievable but sadly true...) (Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and ...
Stop This Deadly AR-15 Assault Rifle Before it Kills Again!
Post Date: 2019-08-05 10:24:47 by Deckard
Democrats Aren't Funny!
Post Date: 2019-08-01 08:49:17 by IbJensen
Millions Of ROUSes Begin Migration From Fire Swamp To Scenic Baltimore
Post Date: 2019-07-29 18:40:39 by nolu chan
Millions Of ROUSes Begin Migration From Fire Swamp To Scenic Baltimore Babylon BeeFake news you can trust July 29th, 2019 BALTIMORE, MDAccording to expert biologists working in Guilder's infamous Fire Swamp, millions of R.O.U.S.es---Rodents of Unusual Size---have begun a "great migration" from the deadly thicket to the scenic, idyllic city of Baltimore. "Due to deforestation by Guilder woodsmen and a sharp increase in tourism prompted by the documentary The Princess Bride, R.O.U.S.es have found their home threatened and are seeking more disgusting pastures," said a wildlife expert in the Fire Swamp. "Many people are trying to build summer homes here as ...
Chinese Sex Talk
Post Date: 2019-07-29 10:06:33 by IbJensen
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