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Cops Raid Innocent Grandma’s Home, Mistake Grandpa’s Ashes for Heroin, Arrest Her
Elijah Cummings' Wife Accused Of 'Self-Dealing' For 'Illegal Private Benefit'
Government Generously Hands Back Two-Thirds Of The $626,000 It Stole From Two Men Driving Through Missouri
When astronauts rise from the dead (Is it possible the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger crew never aboarded the craft?)
Adam Schitt Threatens “Enforcement Action” Against Attorney General Barr
SEN. HIRONO: I TOLD A CLASS OF 8TH GRADERS THEIR ABORTION RIGHTS ARE UNDER ATTACK ‘I told them I was coming to rally in front of the Supreme Court’
Paradise Stolen: From Perpetual War to Economic Slavery
Impeach Trump But Only for the Right Reason
Study: FDA is responsible for up to 73 million deaths since 2005
The Time Has Come for Patriotic Dissent: Stopping War With Iran Is Essential
Black man armed with AK-47 sends message to “niggaz”: Don’t f**k with my motherf**king president
Now that we know the FBI is corrupt and treasonous, it’s time to revisit the “official narrative” of 9/11 in search of the real truth
PETE BUTTIGIEG DEFENDS ABORTING THIRD TRIMESTER BABIES AFTER PARENTS HAVE ‘CHOSEN A NAME OR PURCHASED A CRIB’ ‘Let’s put ourselves in shoes of a woman in the situation’
Nation Takes Break From Killing Babies To Mourn Death Of Cat
Body Cam Video ‘Missing’ from 17 Cops Who Raided 4yo Boy’s Party, Pointed Guns at Kids, Destroyed Home
City Steals Elderly Man’s Home for Having a Cluttered Yard, Fines Him $60,000
A Texas City Attorney Was Arrested and Detained for Helping Three Young Migrants on the Side of the Road
Texas Poised To Ban All Red Light Cameras
Obama’s AG Eric Holder Attacks Bill Barr: “He’s Not Fit to Lead DOJ”
Mark Cuban: No Body Can Beat Trump In 2020 As of RIGHT NOW
The Growth of the American Police State
FIRE THE NUTCASES LEADING US TO WAR
Times Of Israel: "Stop Mel Gibson's New Anti-Semitic Movie, If Needed by Erecting New Laws"
Truckers Face Years in Prison for Transporting LEGAL Hemp
Punishing baseball fans with a high-priced publicity stunt
Trump may pardon US soldiers accused or convicted of war crimes – report
Trump Doubles Down on Ineffective Tariffs, Further Harming U.S. Farmers and Consumers
Democrat Prez Hopeful Pete Buttigieg: Christianity Has Extremist Factions like Islam
The Democratic Party Is a “Freak Show
Close One: This Baby Was Almost Born Into Poverty But His Mother Killed Him In The Nick Of Time
Study: Compounds in Cannabis Found to Inhibit the Growth of Cancer Cells in the Colon
The White House Says Your Toyota Is a National Security Threat
Insurance Companies Make $1000 For Each Speed Camera Ticket
US Gov’t Now Openly Admits: Pentagon Asks for Money to Directly Fund Terrorists
Newly Released FBI Docs Shed Light on Apparent Mossad Foreknowledge of 9/11 Attacks
Should we Push our Values on the Middle East ? (US Gummint poised to re-cycle this bogus premise in potential war with Iran)
'A Song For Any Struggle': Tom Petty's 'I Won't Back Down' Is An Anthem Of Resolve
Riding Dirty Daydreams
That Time John Bolton Said ItÂ’s Good To Lie About War
Want to know what a murderer looks like.
Man in country illegally charged with 11 murders in Texas
Cash-Strapped Cities Are Turning Citizens Into Ticket Vigilantes
Police FINE pedestrian £90 for disorderly behaviour after he tries to cover his face from facial recognition camera on the streets of London (Coming soon to Police State Amerika)
Cops Break Into Innocent Man’s Home, Hold Him at Gunpoint, Force K-9 to Shred Him
NOT A JOKE: Katy Perry: "HUMAN FLESH Is The BEST MEAT!" (Yes, "Spirit Cooking" of the DC/Hollywood Illuminati is REAL)
Why Even Staunch Conservatives Should Support Marijuana Decriminalization
With the US-Iran War Ball Now Rolling, Could an “Accident” or “False Flag” Serve as Pretext?
Forensics Investigation Finds Cops Shot Each Other, Then Murdered Houston Couple
Family Sues After Video Shows Cop Mow Down Boy with Cruiser for Improper Bicycle Light
If Trump goes to war with Iran, he will lose in 2020
“When you have a president who is a financial genius and a business Jesus like Donald Trump, you just got to trust him”
Post Date: 2019-05-12 10:40:49 by Willie Green
Saturday Night Live opened with a Meet the Press sketch that teased Republican leadership over their unimpeachable support of Donald Trump, even as the presidents actions conflict with their own political beliefs. For instance, all three GOP members Beck Bennetts Mitch McConnell, Kate McKinnons Lindsey Graham and Cicely Strongs Susan Collins were opposed to tariffs against China until Trumps attempts to enforce them. When you have a president who is a financial genius and a business Jesus like Donald Trump, you just got to trust him, McKinnons Graham said. This man has lost a hundred times more money than I have ever ...
Bad Lip Reading Warps Civil Dem Debate Into Hilarious Nonsense Bernie Sanders praises Hillary Clinton’s pinto beans, Jim Webb remains weird, Lincoln Chafee is still there
Post Date: 2019-05-07 07:41:36 by IbJensen
Poster Comment:For all the good they do, these debates, to a bored person, probably sound like this.
Here's What Democrat Debates Sound Like
Post Date: 2019-05-07 07:32:09 by IbJensen
Post Date: 2019-05-03 07:10:45 by Deckard
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the ...
China's moon landing sets stage for SPACE RACE (CBS News: "Let's Get Ready To RUMMM-BLE!!!")
Post Date: 2019-04-09 12:23:38 by Liberator
A historic moon mission is setting the stage for a new space race, this time between the U.S. and China. The Chinese Chang'e 4 became the first space probe to land on the far side of the moon. [!!!!!]
Poster Comment:CBS talking-head script: This "break-through" (NOT "Moon Landing") "may intensify US-Chinese rivalry." FOR WHOM, really?? Is that how this make YOU feel? Was that statement even actually remotely true? Everybody -- especially "Science" and Statist cultists -- should have felt tingles down their leg over this story! China: From Rickshaw-to-Space Ship in 30 years!! First of all, check out the merged flag of China and the US. A clear ...
Biden Pulls Off Dusty Tarp Covering Old Campaign Motorcycle
Post Date: 2019-04-01 08:09:43 by IbJensen
WASHINGTONSaying it was time to get out the hog for one last ride, former Vice President Joe Biden pulled the dusty painters tarp off of his old campaign motorcycle Wednesday, gently running his hand along the polished chrome headlight and muttering welcome back, baby. The vehicle, a 1979 Harley-Davidson Electra Glide with flame decals on both the front and rear fenders, had reportedly been sitting at the back of his garage since the last time he tore ass around the capitol in 2012. Sources confirmed that after checking to see if the horn still worked, Biden grabbed a red chamois cloth from his back pocket, spit into it, and begin buffing ...
The Grim Reaper – Frequently A Personified Insignificant Force
Post Date: 2019-03-19 05:53:20 by Gatlin
Deckard, the articles you continually post exaggerates and amplifies negative news. You obviously post these articles containing distortion for intended consequences. The nature of news in these articles tries to make us think that the world is getting worse and we are on the path to an oblivion crisis which we must face with great anguish. While it is the effort of intent in these articles to make us think that it has become your undying lifetime dedication to daily try and make us believe that. For it is every day that you habitually fill the sidebar with Matt Agorist stories from The Free Thought Project and other trashy yellow journalism ...
Nation’s Republicans Weep Bitterly Upon Learning Hillary Clinton Not Running In 2020
Post Date: 2019-03-06 07:05:58 by Deckard
Via The Babylon Bee U.S.Uncontrollable wailing could be heard across the land Tuesday as American Republicans from coast to coast wept bitterly upon learning that Hillary Clinton had finally announced that she will not be running for president in 2020, multiple sources confirmed. Please, God, let it not be true! one sobbing Detroit man told reporters, explaining in between sniffles that a Trump vs. Clinton rematch would not only be a guaranteed victory for the president and embarrassment for the Democrats, but a spectacle of entertainment the likes of which the world has never seen. No more hot sauce? No more WHY ARENT I FIFTY POINTS ...
Dear FRiends, Please get your donations in and let's wrap this baby up.
Post Date: 2019-03-01 11:20:57 by IbJensen
Dear FRiends, Please get your donations in and let's wrap this baby up. [FReepathon LX] Click here to donate via our new secure link: https://freerepublic.com/donate/ ^ Posted on 3/1/2019, 11:01:46 AM by Jim Robinson Calling all FReepers: We need your help to keep the lights on. Please donate today if you can. Wouldn't it be great if we reach the yellow today and then wrap it up within a few more days? FR is funded solely by contributions made by the liberty loving patriots who love and use it. We are beholden to no political party. No advertisers, no outsiders, no sugar daddies, no corporate string pullers. Definitely no government subsidies or tax breaks. No 501c or other ...
Post Date: 2019-02-26 05:47:42 by Deckard
I like to keep up with the Academy awards to see just how much Hollywood has lost its mind from year to year. And since America is marinated in the juices of Hollywood, its a nice Rorschach test for the mysterious tendings of our nation. By the way, I got in a late screening of Black Panther the night before. Its about the techno-metropolis of Wakanda hidden deep in the African jungle lo these many centuries. (Who knew?) The elite of that utopia travel the world in flying saucers. When trouble turns up, what weapons do they reach for? Spears. I kid you not. My favorite line in the movie: American white G-man to Nakia, Black Panthers ex-girlfriend: Put that ...
We need a new cuckoo clock
Post Date: 2019-02-24 07:50:52 by Tooconservative
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'. Well, the hours passsed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed in ...
Post Date: 2019-02-07 17:36:31 by GrandIsland
Elizabeth Warren 1/1024 Indian, Nathan Phillips - 1/1024 Vietnam Veteran, Richard Blumenthal 1/1024 Vietnam Veteran, Cory Booker 1/1024 Spartacus, Chelsea Manning 1/1024 Female, Rachel Dolezal 1/1024 Black, Beto O'rourke 1/1024 Mexican, Christine Ford 1/1024 Believable, Barrack Hussein Obama 1/1024 American, Hillary Clinton 0/1024 President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - 1/1024 Educated David Hogg - 1/1024 Survivor Dicktard - 1/1024 Conservative
The Status of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Health
Post Date: 2019-02-05 08:19:07 by IbJensen
Feeling the anxiety & emotional strain of .gov shutdown - FBI director Wray, VIDEO
Post Date: 2019-01-26 17:37:44 by Hondo68
FBI director 'angry' over shutdown in video for workers
Poster Comment:What a pompous lying POS. Most Americans love the .gov shutdown and want it to be permanent, especially for the rotten corrupt FBI.
TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
Post Date: 2019-01-25 09:44:38 by IbJensen
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't. #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. #6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a ...
Know Your Parasites
Post Date: 2019-01-05 11:49:42 by IbJensen
Poster Comment:Worthless piece of worn-out human debris. Isn't even fit to be eaten by the coyotes or wolves.
BEST AD EVER
Post Date: 2018-12-21 08:50:11 by Deckard
What kinda place ... Do you think --- this is !
Post Date: 2018-12-19 22:23:33 by BorisY
This guy where I live Just told me a funny joke This couple are dining At a super fashionable Expensive restaurant After the dinner Few extra drinks The lady slips under The table The manager runs over Says Your wife isn't allowed To be under the table What kinda place Do you think This is The man says My wife is walking In the door
Catholic Couple and St.Pete
Post Date: 2018-12-12 14:08:20 by sneakypete
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter ...
Adam Shiff's Family Information
Post Date: 2018-11-19 08:46:30 by IbJensen
Adam's cousin Jack Schiff is a well-known personality in some circles. Here's why : Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schiff." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schiff and O. Schiff. Awe Schiff, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schiff, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schiff Inc. In turn, Jack Schiff married Noe Schiff, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schiff, Fulla Schiff, Giva Schiff, Bull Schiff, and the twins: Deep Schiff and Dip Schiff. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schiff married Dumb Schiff, a high school drop out. After being married ...
Hillary For 2020
Post Date: 2018-11-18 08:13:21 by IbJensen
7,000 American Troops Go to Iceland for NATO Training Exercise, Promptly Drink Every Beer in Sight
Post Date: 2018-10-28 14:23:50 by Stoner
Last Wednesday, October 17th, 6,000-7,000 American troops landed on Iceland for joint training exercises with other NATO forces. This is the largest NATO training exercise since 2015 and officialy started on Thursday, October 25th and will last through November 23. But, before their actual mission began, American troops decided they would partake in some good ol' fashion drinking in the nation's capital. In just two short days, bars across Reykjavík had to go into emergency mode as their beer supply simply could not keep up with the copious amounts of drinking that the American forces completed. According to press reports, "several bars in downtown Reykjavík ran ...
New Democrat Ad
Post Date: 2018-10-23 16:59:14 by redleghunter
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