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Cops Raid Innocent Grandma’s Home, Mistake Grandpa’s Ashes for Heroin, Arrest Her

Elijah Cummings' Wife Accused Of 'Self-Dealing' For 'Illegal Private Benefit'

Government Generously Hands Back Two-Thirds Of The $626,000 It Stole From Two Men Driving Through Missouri

When astronauts rise from the dead (Is it possible the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger crew never aboarded the craft?)

Adam Schitt Threatens “Enforcement Action” Against Attorney General Barr

SEN. HIRONO: I TOLD A CLASS OF 8TH GRADERS THEIR ABORTION RIGHTS ARE UNDER ATTACK ‘I told them I was coming to rally in front of the Supreme Court’

Paradise Stolen: From Perpetual War to Economic Slavery

Impeach Trump But Only for the Right Reason

Study: FDA is responsible for up to 73 million deaths since 2005

The Time Has Come for Patriotic Dissent: Stopping War With Iran Is Essential

Black man armed with AK-47 sends message to “niggaz”: Don’t f**k with my motherf**king president

Now that we know the FBI is corrupt and treasonous, it’s time to revisit the “official narrative” of 9/11 in search of the real truth

PETE BUTTIGIEG DEFENDS ABORTING THIRD TRIMESTER BABIES AFTER PARENTS HAVE ‘CHOSEN A NAME OR PURCHASED A CRIB’ ‘Let’s put ourselves in shoes of a woman in the situation’

Nation Takes Break From Killing Babies To Mourn Death Of Cat

Body Cam Video ‘Missing’ from 17 Cops Who Raided 4yo Boy’s Party, Pointed Guns at Kids, Destroyed Home

City Steals Elderly Man’s Home for Having a Cluttered Yard, Fines Him $60,000

A Texas City Attorney Was Arrested and Detained for Helping Three Young Migrants on the Side of the Road

Texas Poised To Ban All Red Light Cameras

Obama’s AG Eric Holder Attacks Bill Barr: “He’s Not Fit to Lead DOJ”

Mark Cuban: No Body Can Beat Trump In 2020 As of RIGHT NOW

The Growth of the American Police State

FIRE THE NUTCASES LEADING US TO WAR

Times Of Israel: "Stop Mel Gibson's New Anti-Semitic Movie, If Needed by Erecting New Laws"

Truckers Face Years in Prison for Transporting LEGAL Hemp

Punishing baseball fans with a high-priced publicity stunt

Trump may pardon US soldiers accused or convicted of war crimes – report

Trump Doubles Down on Ineffective Tariffs, Further Harming U.S. Farmers and Consumers

Democrat Prez Hopeful Pete Buttigieg: Christianity Has Extremist Factions like Islam

The Democratic Party Is a “Freak Show

Close One: This Baby Was Almost Born Into Poverty But His Mother Killed Him In The Nick Of Time

Study: Compounds in Cannabis Found to Inhibit the Growth of Cancer Cells in the Colon

The White House Says Your Toyota Is a National Security Threat

Insurance Companies Make $1000 For Each Speed Camera Ticket

US Gov’t Now Openly Admits: Pentagon Asks for Money to Directly Fund Terrorists

Newly Released FBI Docs Shed Light on Apparent Mossad Foreknowledge of 9/11 Attacks

Should we Push our Values on the Middle East ? (US Gummint poised to re-cycle this bogus premise in potential war with Iran)

'A Song For Any Struggle': Tom Petty's 'I Won't Back Down' Is An Anthem Of Resolve

Riding Dirty Daydreams

That Time John Bolton Said ItÂ’s Good To Lie About War

Want to know what a murderer looks like.

Man in country illegally charged with 11 murders in Texas

Cash-Strapped Cities Are Turning Citizens Into Ticket Vigilantes

Police FINE pedestrian £90 for disorderly behaviour after he tries to cover his face from facial recognition camera on the streets of London (Coming soon to Police State Amerika)

Cops Break Into Innocent Man’s Home, Hold Him at Gunpoint, Force K-9 to Shred Him

NOT A JOKE: Katy Perry: "HUMAN FLESH Is The BEST MEAT!" (Yes, "Spirit Cooking" of the DC/Hollywood Illuminati is REAL)

Why Even Staunch Conservatives Should Support Marijuana Decriminalization

With the US-Iran War Ball Now Rolling, Could an “Accident” or “False Flag” Serve as Pretext?

Forensics Investigation Finds Cops Shot Each Other, Then Murdered Houston Couple

Family Sues After Video Shows Cop Mow Down Boy with Cruiser for Improper Bicycle Light

If Trump goes to war with Iran, he will lose in 2020


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Thin-Skinned CEO Superstar Jack Welch Quits Fortune, Reuters After His Demented BLS Tweet Gets Criticized
Post Date: 2012-10-09 16:10:31 by Brian S
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Jack Welch, the strongest and most capable CEO in the history of the world, made news last week when he took to his Twitter account (history shall record the phrase "took to his Twitter account" as the five words that immediately precede all news of social media disasters) to accuse the Bureau of Labor Statistics of intentionally cooking its latest jobs report to favor President Barack Obama's chances for reelection in November, writing "Unbelievable jobs numbers...these Chicago guys will do anything...can't debate so change numbers." While Welch won some support from the right-wing fever swamp, most rational observers saw the remarks as listing toward a ...

A Documented Case Of False Prophecy: Four Years Later, ‘Letter From 2012′ Makes Focus On The Family Look Ridiculous
Post Date: 2012-10-07 17:22:34 by Brian S
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Before the 2008 election, the religious right was predicting doom, gloom and the end of the world if Barack Obama were to win.One of the most colorful and intense denunciations of Obama came from Focus on the Family, which produced a 16-page “Letter From 2012 in Obama’s America.” I had forgotten all about that dire “letter from the future.”In 2008, Focus on the Family listed 34 predictions of what would happen if Barack Obama became president. They were wrong about all 34 of them.Unfortunately for Focus, Libby Anne did not forget about it. Since this fictional “letter” was dated October 2012 — which is now — she dug out a copy to see how ...

Canary Posse Freaks over Nude Pic
Post Date: 2012-10-04 23:39:26 by calcon
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Title: LP's resident preacher posting porn on LP. And it is hosted on his own website! Source: LP URL Source: http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...?ArtNum=326472&Disp=30#C7 Published: Oct 4, 2012 Author: bobby celesta Post Date: 2012-10-04 22:30:21 by 22rifle Views: 149 Comments: 31 http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...?ArtNum=326472&Disp=30#C7 BobCeleste is posting soft porn on LP. This isn't just some link he posted. No, he downloaded the picture, uploaded it to HIS OWN server, and then posted the picture on LP. My bet is that he has a lot more porn on his server. Sure be a shame if his church found out about all this. Snicker... I just hope he does not have any child ...

Richard Belzer mocks Fox News with Nazi salute on live TV
Post Date: 2012-10-03 17:44:35 by Brian S
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Law & Order actor Richard Belzer on Wednesday may have crossed the line when he appeared on New York City’s local Fox morning show and made a joke about rape and then gave a Nazi salute to the Fox News Channel. Rosanna Scotto, co-host of Fox 5′s Good Day New York, pointed out that co-host Dave Price could play a relative on Law & Order because he looked so similar to Belzer, who has filled the role of detective John Munch since 1993. “If he gets molested and banged in the ass, maybe,” Belzer quipped. “Do we have the five-second delay? Do we have the delay? I’m so sorry. I meant banged against a piece of furniture.” “This was really an ...

Bibi's Acme Bomb At UNGA Inspires israeli Meme Artists
Post Date: 2012-09-28 18:18:36 by Brian S
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Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu (or should I say Bib E. Coyote?) had a lot of people worldwide holding their stomachs with laughter as he held his Looney Tune ACME bomb above the UNGA podium. The Israeli meme artists, as usual, were quick to respond. Here are a few (I may update as the creativity surges): About here, there’s no more chips. It’s just air (Constantin Lauri)(Tzvika Besor)(Yuval Drier Shilo)And that’s where he touched me (Amir Schiby)(Amir Schiby)(Ido Kenan)(Ido Kenan)And this is how I killed the roadrunner (I can get falafel Facebook page)(Arie Yampuler)(Dagan Wald)(Noa Angel)(Sara Miller)(Shira Glezerman)(Dubi Kaufman)(Itay Kaplan)(Amir Schiby)(Amir Schiby) ...

Maddow Mocks Romney For Wondering Why Airplane Windows Don’t Open
Post Date: 2012-09-25 11:33:59 by Brian S
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On her show Monday night, MSNBC host Rachel Maddow lampooned Mitt Romney for wondering why airplanes didn’t have windows that open. “It’s a real problem that windows don’t roll down on airplanes?” she asked. “Is it also a problem that guns don’t shoot backwards through the barrel? Or that diving boards are only mounted over very deep water? Why don’t the windows roll down?” “I don’t think he was joking because he couldn’t possibly be joking about his wife almost being in a plane crash,” Maddow added. “You can’t joke about that, especially with her standing right there.” At a fundraising event in Beverly Hills ...

Right-Wing Family Feud Continues: Breitbart.com Bashes "Pinhead" Kristol
Post Date: 2012-09-24 11:52:24 by Brian S
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Maybe now Bill Kristol knows how Barack Obama feels. Like Obama, the long-time conservative commentator has become a (temporary) punching bag for the more radical elements of the far-right press. Kristol's sin? Acknowledging that Romney's "47 percent" comments made behind closed doors to wealthy donors were "stupid and arrogant." Over the weekend, Breitbart.com condemned Kristol as a "pinhead" and suggested a wounded ego was the reason The Weekly Standard editor took issue with Romney's donor comments. Last week, Fox News contributor Michelle Malkin lashed out at Kristol and denounced him as a "windbag" in "meltdown mode." For ...

Awkward Family Pet Photos
Post Date: 2012-09-22 13:28:25 by sneakypete
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Awkward Family Pet Photos. awkwardfamilyphotos.com/pets/ Some of these are pretty hilarious. Don't forget to click on the small photo links and read the comments.

Ann Romney Scolds Republicans: You’re ‘Lucky’ To Have Mitt
Post Date: 2012-09-21 11:02:49 by Brian S
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The wife of GOP hopeful Mitt Romney on Thursday told Republicans to stop complaining about her husband’s flailing presidential campaign because they were “lucky” to have him as a presidential candidate. During an interview with radio Iowa, Ann Romney was asked how she would respond to influential conservative critics like Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan and Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol. “Stop it!” she snapped. “You want to try it? Get in the ring.” Ann Romney added: “This is hard and, you know, it’s an important thing that we’re doing right now and it’s an important election and it is time for all Americans to ...

Jon Stewart Mocks ‘Bullsh*T Mountain’ Fox News Over Secret Romney Video
Post Date: 2012-09-20 11:25:59 by Brian S
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Daily Show host Jon Stewart mocked Fox News on Wednesday night, describing their coverage of a secret video of Mitt Romney as “chaos on bullshit mountain.” In the video, Romney says he will not bother trying to convince the 47 percent of government-dependent “victims” who pay no income taxes to vote for him. “Lets drill down to the core of this thing,” Stewart said, playing a clip of Fox News host Sean Hannity decrying the so-called entitlement society fostered by Obama. Hannity said that 49 percent of Americans received government handouts under Obama. googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-1331163101011-9'); });“This is the ...

Bill Kristol: Romney Remarks ‘Arrogant And Stupid’
Post Date: 2012-09-18 14:10:29 by Brian S
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Conservative columnist Bill Kristol lit into Mitt Romney in the Weekly Standard over his leaked remarks that 47 percent of Americans are hopelessly dependent on government and thus will vote for President Obama. "It remains important for the country that Romney wins in November (unless he chooses to step down and we get the Ryan-Rubio ticket we deserve!)," Kristol wrote on Tuesday. "But that shouldn't blind us to the fact that Romney's comments, like those of Obama four years ago, are arrogant and stupid. Noting that many of the 47 percent of Americans who don't pay income tax are core Republican groups like seniors and active military, Kristol added that ...

President Jimmy Carter’s Grandson Leaked Romney Video
Post Date: 2012-09-18 11:31:10 by Brian S
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The damning video of Mitt Romney telling a room of wealthy donors how he really feels about the freeloading 47 percent of Americans "who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it," among other candid things, has been floating around online in bits and pieces for three months, but didn't hit the big time until it was published by David Corn at Mother Jones today. Credited as a "research assistant" on the story is James Carter IV, the grandson of former President Jimmy Carter, who has been toiling online as an opposition researcher and is "currently looking for work," according to his Twitter bio. "I've been ...

A SMILE TO START THE WEEKEND
Post Date: 2012-09-14 17:38:42 by rowdee
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As a bagpiper, I’m often called upon to play at weddings, military events and funerals. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. The man had no family or friends, so the service was set at the county pauper’s cemetery in the Kentucky backwoods. I was not familiar with the backwoods and soon found myself lost. Being a typical man I didn’t stop to ask for directions. I finally arrived an hour late – the staff from the funeral home was long gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to ...

Female Fox News Contributor Says Michelle Malkin ‘Needs To Get Laid’
Post Date: 2012-09-13 19:33:46 by Brian S
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A liberal Fox News legal analyst may have gone too far on Thursday when she said that conservative columnist Michelle Malkin “needs to get laid.” During a Thursday Fox Business segment about Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney’s response to recent violence in Libya, host Don Imus asked Fox News contributor Tamara Holder how she felt about Malkin, who had been defending the GOP candidate. “I don’t know her personally, but I’m not a fan of her debating style,” Holder explained. “I think that she probably needs to get laid.” googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-1331163101011-9'); });During a appearance on ...

Mitt Gets Hit: 'He Looks Like Richard Nixon'
Post Date: 2012-09-13 13:08:54 by Brian S
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Mitt Romney continued to be hammered in the media on Wednesday night and Thursday morning over his response to the attacks in Egypt and Libya — though some conservatives began coming to his defense. Romney endured a day of terrible press after he criticized the Obama administration's response to protests in Cairo and Benghazi, as well as the killing of the American ambassador to Libya. Though the attack that killed Christopher Stevens may have been planned — and though seemingly everything about the supposed film that sparked the protests has now been called into question — both reliable conventional-wisdom-peddlers and even some right-wing analysts said that Romney had ...

Larry Flynt Offers $1M Reward For Mitt Romney Tax Returns...Hackers, On Your Mark!
Post Date: 2012-09-07 19:55:24 by Brian S
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It’s no secret that Larry Flynt, the often-controversial founder and publisher of Hustler magazine, is not a fan of Mitt Romney. (Maybe that’s because the Republican nominee has said that he supports federal obscenity laws—which aren't exactly good Flynt’s business.) It’s also no secret that Romney opponents have been dying to get their hands on his unreleased tax returns, which, they claim, could prove that the candidate hasn't been paying his fair share of taxes. Now, Flynt is joining their cause by offering a $1 million reward for Romney's tax information. Flynt is taking out full-page ads in this Sunday’s edition of The Washington Post and ...

Actor Kevin Bacon Changing Last Name To Appease Muslims
Post Date: 2012-09-05 17:28:32 by CZ82
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Actor Kevin Bacon Changing Last Name To Appease Muslims By Nick Taxia / 4 September 2012 by Ibrahim al-Lincoln, official DP Muslim Civil War Re-enactor August 28th, 2012, (NEW YORK) — “ ‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy…What’s in a name? That which we call a rose. By any other name would smell as sweet,” wrote Shakespeare in Romeo & Juliet. But apparently thy name is no longer so sweet for actor Kevin Bacon. Bowing to pressure from various Muslim groups such as CAIR (Center for American–Islamic Relations), the iconic actor and musician has publically vowed to change his last name. The reason: although many Muslims, like most Americans, watch films ...

Stupid Democrats
Post Date: 2012-09-05 14:04:46 by calcon
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Only the simple minded democrats would schedule their best speaker Clinton'S convention address to compete against the NFL opener. What real american would be watching some stupid political convention when the Giants and Cowboys go head to head. Go COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 Campaign Ads Romney and Obama WISH They Could Run
Post Date: 2012-09-05 12:28:39 by Capitalist Eric
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Gold Is A Barbeque Relish
Post Date: 2012-08-31 14:53:35 by Capitalist Eric
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My Doctor’s an idiot. A few years ago, he started expressing concerns about my weight, pointing at this chart supposedly showing how much a man of my height should weigh. One glance at his stupid chart and it was clear to me that he had completely misdiagnosed my condition. There was nothing wrong with my weight, I just wasn’t tall enough. Clearly I needed to grow my way out of this. So I went home and googled “how to stimulate growth.” Once I got past the all the baldness cures and penis pumps (it’s not my bag, baby), I found hundreds of papers so incredibly boring I knew they had to be true. In no time, I was able to design and implement my own stimulus plan based ...

"Legitimate Rape" Pharmaceutical Ad [Satire]
Post Date: 2012-08-30 22:13:48 by Capitalist Eric
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Poster Comment:The GOP nincompoops really stepped into it, with the "legitimate rape" statements... Make 'em look like loons.

President Obama To Receive Honorary Green Beret, Induction Into Special Forces Association (SATIRE)
Post Date: 2012-08-30 21:12:39 by Hondo68
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President Obama In The White House Just Moments Before He Personally Shot Bin Laden In The Head In Pakistan Fort Bragg, NC – The White House Press Office announced today that President Obama will soon be inducted into the Special Forces Association and receive an honorary Green Beret. Officials have said the honor will be bestowed in an upcoming September 11th ceremony at Fort Bragg. The honorary beret comes in recognition of the President’s decisive role in covert operations throughout the world during his term — including the killing of Osama bin Laden last year in Pakistan, and his combat action in Afghanistan months ago. Army Public Affairs has confirmed that Lieutenant ...

Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don't I?
Post Date: 2012-08-14 09:59:45 by calcon
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When Mitt Romney selected me as his running mate, I knew the Democratic attack dogs would come out in full force. They would say I’m a right-wing ideologue. They would say my views on entitlement programs are far too radical. They would say putting me on the ticket immediately kills Mitt Romney’s chances of becoming president because I’m a liability. But if we’re being honest with each other—if we’re able to put aside the talking points for a few minutes and say what we’re all actually thinking and feeling—I believe we can acknowledge the real truth here. I’m young, I’m handsome, I’m smart, and I’m articulate. And that scares ...

Obama With A Condom On His Head
Post Date: 2012-08-11 20:06:22 by A K A Stone
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Romney To Obama: Let’s Agree Not To Discuss My Business Record
Post Date: 2012-08-10 17:30:52 by Brian S
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Mitt Romney — who has placed his business record at the centerpiece of his presidential campaign — is now asking President Obama to stop discussing his tenure with Bain Capital. During an interview with NBC’s Chuck Todd, the former Massachusetts governor asked Obama to avoid discussing “business or family or taxes or things of that nature”: “[O]ur campaign would be — helped immensely if we had an agreement between both campaigns that we were only going to talk about issues and that attacks based upon — business or family or taxes or things of that nature.” [...] “[W]e only talk about issues. And we can talk about the differences between ...

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