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The TSA's Secret Watchlist for Travelers Who Don't Kowtow

Ann Coulter Fires Back at Trump: ‘The Only National Emergency Is That Our President Is an Idiot’

The deeper reason for drug ads on television

Drug convictions overturned for 10 framed by Chicago police sergeant: 'He took everything from me'

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Cops Admit to Lying About Raid that Left Innocent Couple Murdered

Reports Claim Jussie Smollet Allegedly Staged Hate Crime Attack; Police Say News Is 'Unconfirmed, Inaccurate’

C.I. Whose Heroin Buy Led to a Deadly Houston Drug Raid Does Not Seem to Exist

Terry Kath - The little-known rock guitarist who was 'better' than Jimi Hendrix

Nancy Pelosi Earned Fortune on IPO Stock Through ‘Illegal’ Insider Trading

George Soros says Europe faces ‘oblivion’ as pro-freedom parties set to win big in European election

US Air Freight Company that Smuggled Weapons Into Venezuela Linked to CIA "Black Site" Renditions

The Democrat-Communist Party Isn't Going To Like This

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Trump’s Absurd Claim that Americans Are Free from Government Coercion

It is the right and duty of all Americans to REFUSE to comply with unconstitutional gun laws

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There’s Nothing Ridiculous About Trains Replacing Planes

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US Company That Smuggled Weapons Into Venezuela Linked to CIA “Black Site” Renditions

Tasered 11 Times Over Turn Signal

As US piles on sanctions, foreign investors pour more money into Russia

The US Air Force Has Won Control of the Space Force

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Unprecedented Gun Confiscation Hits US as Thousands Of Guns Seized from Innocent Citizens

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Michelle Obama Stuns With a Surprise Appearance at the Grammys

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The Tax Poem

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Weld switches from Libertarian back to GOP as he mulls 2020 challenge to Trump


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Share Your Favorite Sandra Fluke Jokes, Cartoons and Videos
Post Date: 2012-03-04 22:04:01 by A K A Stone
Looking for Sandra Fluke Jokes, Cartoons and funny videos.

Porn Mogul Offers $1 Mn For Sex Dirt On Us Officials
Post Date: 2012-03-04 19:27:54 by Brian S
WASHINGTON — Porn mogul Larry Flynt in a full page newspaper ad on Sunday offered $1 million for information about the sexual indiscretions of well-known US politicians or government officials. Flynt's offer, appearing in the Washington Post newspaper, asked readers to phone their tips to his hotline, or to send an email to a dedicated online address at his "Hustler" porn magazine. "Do you have information about infidelity, sexual impropriety or corruption concerning a current United States senator, congressperson or prominent government official?" the ad asks in large, bold type. "Can you provide documented evidence of your claims? Larry Flynt and ...

Stay out of my Uterus
Post Date: 2012-03-04 15:39:11 by CZ82

Damage Control: Rush Limbaugh Apologizes To Sandra Fluke For Calling Her A 'Slut'
Post Date: 2012-03-03 18:52:33 by Brian S
After a media and political firestorm, Rush Limbaugh issued an apology on Saturday for calling student Sandra Fluke a "slut" on his radio show this week. Fluke, a law student at Georgetown University who was advocating for health insurance plans to cover the cost of contraception, became the target of a series of attacks by Limbaugh. Besides calling her a "slut," he also called her a "prostitute," said that he wanted her to make sex tapes and post them online, and speculated that she only had a problem paying for contraception because she was having "so much sex." Limbaugh's comments caused advertisers to flee from his show, and even prompted ...

One Third Of Young Women Would Trade Intelligence For Bigger Breasts, Survey Says
Post Date: 2012-03-03 08:27:22 by CZ82
One Third Of Young Women Would Trade Intelligence For Bigger Breasts, Survey Says Posted: 03/02/12 12:06 PM ET A substantial portion of young women in the U.K. would choose breasts over brains, according to a recent online survey. The U.K. discount website MyVoucherCodes asked 1,100 18-25-year-old women if they would trade their IQ's for bigger breasts. One-third of respondents said they would. The survey, which was sent to The Huffington Post, also found that 41 percent of women would rather have bigger breasts than a high IQ, and 24 percent of those who preferred bigger breasts said it was because it would make them "feel happier." In addition, 44 percent of the ...

Quicken Loans Pulls Ads From Rush Limbaugh Show, Sleep Number And Sleep Train Mattress Centers Follow Suit
Post Date: 2012-03-02 18:40:35 by Brian S
Quicken Loans Inc., the Detroit-based online mortgage lender, has joined the list of advertisers who have pulled advertising from the Rush Limbaugh syndicated radio program because of the conservative talk show host's disparaging description of a Georgetown University law student. "Due to Rush Limbaugh's continued inflammatory comments — along with the valuable feedback we have received from our clients and team members — Quicken Loans has suspended all advertising on The Rush Limbaugh radio program," a Quicken Loans spokeswoman said Friday in an email. The move is effective immediately, the Quicken Loans spokeswoman said. The advertising cancellation happened ...

Obama Pokes Fun At Birth Controversy On Facebook
Post Date: 2012-03-01 19:30:24 by Brian S
AFP - US President Barack Obama switched his Facebook page on Thursday to the social network's new "timeline" format and poked fun at the controversy over his birthplace. The first entry on Obama's revamped Facebook page lists his birthdate -- August 4, 1961 -- and provides a link to a coffee mug that features a picture of his Hawaiian birth certificate. The mug, which is being sold by the Obama reelection campaign, has a picture of the birth certificate on one side and a picture of a smiling Obama with the words "Made in the USA" on the other. It sells for $22.50. Obama released his birth certificate in April of last year to dismiss lingering claims by ...

Gibbs Zings Gingrich: We’ll Call Him For Lunar Colony Advice
Post Date: 2012-02-27 20:18:41 by Brian S
Former White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs on Sunday dismissed foreign policy criticism from Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, quipping that his advice was only valuable “[i]f there’s a problem on a lunar colony.” Last week, Gingrich had blasted President Barack Obama for apologizing to Afghans after U.S. troops reportedly burned a number of Qurans. “If [Afghan President] Hamid Karzai doesn’t feel like apologizing, then I feel like we should say goodbye and good luck,” the former House Speaker said, referring to deaths resulting from protests over the Quran burning. “We don’t need to be here wasting our lives and wasting our ...

Romney's NASCAR Comment is Rich
Post Date: 2012-02-27 15:17:09 by Capitalist Eric
During an appearance at Daytona's International Speedway, Sunday, Mitt Romney tried to play the part of a NASCAR-loving regular Joe, but reminded voters what a clueless rich guy he is by saying, "I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners," according to an Associated Press report story. Of course, many people latched onto quote. With AP reporter in tow, Romney spoke to both NASCAR VIPs privately and fans publicly about his love of cars and the city that makes cars, Detroit, ahead of the primary in Michigan this week, which Romney apparently has enough confidence he'll win that he can manage an out-of-state campaign stop. The full quote from Romney, when asked ...

"Think before you speak"
Post Date: 2012-02-26 09:41:19 by CZ82
"Think before you speak" Here are a few reasons why you should think before you speak..... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at ...

The Infamous SaturdayNite Lag!
Post Date: 2012-02-25 22:26:13 by buckeroo
It's WAR, I tell ya..... Welcome back.

Ron Paul’s aides worried his ideas aren’t crazy enough to win GOP primary
Post Date: 2012-02-24 19:01:46 by hondo68
Ron Paul debates the Three Stooges Aides to Ron Paul are concerned their candidate’s once radical-sounding ideas for a revolutionary makeover of the federal government and the U.S. economy are being eclipsed in tone and rebelliousness by the lunatic rantings of Mr. Paul’s opponents in the GOP presidential primary. “Every day that Gingrich talks about settling on the moon or Romney talks about fixing the problems of the middle class or Rick Santorum talks about almost anything is a day when Ron Paul’s ideas of going to a gold-based currency, ending the Fed, and prophesying our imminent economic collapse don’t seem all that crazy — and that’s hurting ...

Palin Before Resignation: I Can't Take It Anymore
Post Date: 2012-02-24 00:17:42 by Brian S
(02-23) 19:17 PST JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) -- In the final months before she resigned as Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin displayed growing frustration over deteriorating relationships with state lawmakers and their perceived efforts to "lame duck" her administration, along with outrage over ethics complaints that she felt frivolously targeted her and prompted her to write: "I can't take it anymore." The details are included in more than 17,000 records released Thursday by state officials — nearly 3 1/2 years after citizens and news organizations, including The Associated Press, first requested Palin's emails. By the spring of 2009, the emails show, Palin ...

A Modest Proposal To Boost US GDP By $852 Quadrillion: Build The Imperial Death Star
Post Date: 2012-02-23 18:03:11 by Capitalist Eric
Since at this point US society is irrevocably split into two camps, on one hand those who believe Keynesian propaganda, where the only cure for unsustainable debt is more debt, and on the other those who believe that a return to a gold standard is the only way to prevent an epic socio-political collapse, also known in official US circles as "extremists", and since we know that the status quo will never let the latter get their way without a fight (quite literally and quite violently), it is only logical that 'if you can't beat them you have to join them'. In which case we believe that instead of breaking windows, or starting wars, or even expecting a growth boosting ...

Dem Proposes Vasectomy Limitations In Wake Of Anti-Abortion Legislation
Post Date: 2012-02-22 15:21:24 by Brian S
A Georgia Democrat has devised a clever response to her Republican colleagues’ recent zest for imposing big government regulations on female reproductive rights: regulate vasectomies as well. The proposed law, put forward by Rep. Yasmin Neal (D), would ban the practice of male sterilization except in cases where a man faces serious health risks without one. It was crafted as a response to a so-called “fetal pain bill” proposed by Republicans, which would ban abortions after 20 weeks. A measure similar to what Georgia Republicans are considering was recently defeated in Virginia following the heart-wrenching testimony of one woman who told lawmakers that she had an abortion ...

Obama, Laura Bush Break Ground For African American Museum
Post Date: 2012-02-22 15:14:23 by Brian S
President Obama and former first lady Laura Bush joined Wednesday in celebrating the start of construction for the National Museum of African American History and Culture with groundbreaking ceremonies on the National Mall. The National Museum of African American History and Culture, to be built on the National Mall, will focus on three areas — history, culture and community — through the stories of individual people and families.EnlargeClose The National Museum of African American History and Culture, to be built on the National Mall, will focus on three areas — history, culture and community — through the stories of individual people and families. ...

Open Revolt Against Goldi's "Rules" Against Slamming Newt
Post Date: 2012-02-19 12:12:42 by We The People
#8. To: Goldi-lox (#0) Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has threatened to sue dozens of television stations if they run a political attack ad Some kind of guy that you are backing. What a hero! I can just imagine that he has Obama qucken in fear and wetting his pants over the prospect of Gingich suing him for false advertising. domer posted on 2012-02-17 23:01:43 ET Reply Trace *********************************************************************** #3. To: Goldi-Lox, *Ron Paul 2012* (#0) looking at Romney, Gingrich, Santorum and others, it is obvious we do not have a Reagan today and we certainly do not have the same quality of party More and more conservatives every day are ...

News Busted 17 Feb 2012
Post Date: 2012-02-18 10:05:27 by CZ82

Dick Cheney Part Of Marriage Equality Lobbying Effort In Maryland
Post Date: 2012-02-17 17:29:33 by Brian S
WASHINGTON -- Dick Cheney is part of a lobbying campaign to convince at least one Maryland state lawmaker to back marriage equality, the Baltimore Sun reported on Thursday. Since leaving the vice president's office, Cheney has been increasingly vocal in his support for same-sex marriage, but the extent of his engagement on the issue was not previously well known. The Sun story, flagged by John Aravosis at AMERICAblog, focused on the fight in the state over Gov. Martin O'Malley's (D) bill to legalize gay marriage. It revealed that Maryland Del. Wade Kach (R-Baltimore) had been offered to chat with Cheney, ostensibly to convince him to support marriage equality. Kach ...

Santorum’s Top Super PAC Donor Suggests Women Should Use Aspirin For Contraception (between the knees)
Post Date: 2012-02-17 00:54:00 by Brian S
ABC News’ Michael Falcone reports: The single largest donor to the super PAC supporting Rick Santorum’s presidential bid shocked MSNBC anchor Andrea Mitchell in an interview on Thursday when he suggested a novel approach to contraception on Thursday. Foster Friess, the 71 year old Wyoming multi-millionaire offered this retort when Mitchell pressed him about whether he agreed with Santorum’s stance on contraception. “Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives,” Friess said. “The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.” He smiled as he said it, but wasn’t laughing. The remark alludes to an old joke about ...

Maher: Santorum Believes ‘Life Begins At Erection’
Post Date: 2012-02-16 13:00:40 by Brian S
HBO comedian Bill Maher on Wednesday explained that Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum was gaining in popularity because GOP voters “hadn’t gotten the memo” that the country was moving past social issues. “What do you make of Rick Santorum’s surge?” NBC host Jay Leno asked Maher. “Oh, don’t even say that word around Rick Santorum,” Maher replied, referring to the popular redefinition of the candidate’s name. “It sounds dirty.” “He’s a little conservative for me,” Maher continued. “He thinks life begins at erection. … You know there are people like that? Life begins the second the sperm hits the ...

‘Young Turks’ Showdown: Cenk Tells Breitbart, ‘Stop Having Gay Sex In Bathrooms!’
Post Date: 2012-02-15 18:25:29 by Brian S
Posing a hypothetical on his show Tuesday night, “The Young Turks” host Cenk Uygur asked flamboyant conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart if it would be fair to say to all conservatives: “Stop having gay sex in bathrooms!” The bizarre exchange was part of Cenk’s rebuttal to Breitbart’s recent outburst at “Occupy” protesters who gathered at last week’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). In video of the confrontation, Breitbart shouts that members of the 99 Percent movement should “stop raping people,” a reference to reports of crime and sexual assaults at some “Occupy” camps. Breitbart, to his credit, called the ...

Post Date: 2012-02-15 09:24:39 by jwpegler

Medical advances by country
Post Date: 2012-02-14 18:43:50 by sneakypete
A doctor from France says: "In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's Testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking For work." The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we Take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we Take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The U.S. Doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, You are way behind us....in the USA, ...

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