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Video Shows Cops Taser, Pepper Spray Unarmed Dad to DEATH—for Walking in Road
Video Shows Cops Respond to Hostage Situation by Killing the Hostage—No One Fired
The MLK tapes: Secret FBI recordings accuse Martin Luther King Jr of watching and laughing as a pastor raped a woman, having 40 extramarital affairs - and they are under lock in a U.S. archive, claims author
Couple accused of posing as Orthodox Jews to convert Jews to Christianity
Colorado signs bill allowing doctors to recommend medical marijuana instead of opioids
Synth Repairman Accidentally Gets High By Touching LSD Left in Vintage Buchla
Pentagon Finally Admits To UFO Investigations
Elon’s “Compelling” New Offer
Iran Is a Danger to No One
Unstoppable Domains -- Domain name seizures by law enforcement or state entities become a thing of the past
CrossFit quits Facebook, Instagram, accuses social media giant of censorship, being 'utopian socialists'
House Judiciary Chairman Nadler Falls Ill at Mayor de Blasio Event in Manhattan When Mayor de Blasio asks Nadler if he is OK, Nadler can be heard responding with a faint "no" before putting his hand over his face
The State Can't Keep Drugs Out of Prisons. How Was It Ever Going to Keep Them Out of America?
‘100%’ of illegal immigrant families being released into U.S., Homeland Security says
New Body Cam Evidence Shows Cops Trying to Cover for Fellow Cop who Murdered Justine Damond
Cop Caught on Video Harassing, Fining Flood Victims for Trying to Help Each Other
“It’s National Security Stuff” Says AGW
Buttigieg Surges as Some Voters Begin Suffering ‘Beto Overload’
Trump, Pelosi trade insults as their feud heats up
The Fleeting Feeling of Freedom
*MUST HEAR!* Pastor John MacArthur: "WE WILL NOT BOW!" (To the neo-Sodom and Gomorrah Govt Decrees)
Impeachment Should Be on the Table If Trump Bombs Iran
Video Shows Cop Shoot Innocent Mentally Disabled Man Because He Asked for a Quarter
A Man Fights Back After His Profane Rant About a Deputy Ended in Harassment Charges
Cops Raid Innocent Grandma’s Home, Mistake Grandpa’s Ashes for Heroin, Arrest Her
Elijah Cummings' Wife Accused Of 'Self-Dealing' For 'Illegal Private Benefit'
Government Generously Hands Back Two-Thirds Of The $626,000 It Stole From Two Men Driving Through Missouri
When astronauts rise from the dead (Is it possible the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger crew never aboarded the craft?)
Adam Schitt Threatens “Enforcement Action” Against Attorney General Barr
SEN. HIRONO: I TOLD A CLASS OF 8TH GRADERS THEIR ABORTION RIGHTS ARE UNDER ATTACK ‘I told them I was coming to rally in front of the Supreme Court’
Paradise Stolen: From Perpetual War to Economic Slavery
Impeach Trump But Only for the Right Reason
Study: FDA is responsible for up to 73 million deaths since 2005
The Time Has Come for Patriotic Dissent: Stopping War With Iran Is Essential
Black man armed with AK-47 sends message to “niggaz”: Don’t f**k with my motherf**king president
Now that we know the FBI is corrupt and treasonous, it’s time to revisit the “official narrative” of 9/11 in search of the real truth
PETE BUTTIGIEG DEFENDS ABORTING THIRD TRIMESTER BABIES AFTER PARENTS HAVE ‘CHOSEN A NAME OR PURCHASED A CRIB’ ‘Let’s put ourselves in shoes of a woman in the situation’
Nation Takes Break From Killing Babies To Mourn Death Of Cat
Body Cam Video ‘Missing’ from 17 Cops Who Raided 4yo Boy’s Party, Pointed Guns at Kids, Destroyed Home
City Steals Elderly Man’s Home for Having a Cluttered Yard, Fines Him $60,000
A Texas City Attorney Was Arrested and Detained for Helping Three Young Migrants on the Side of the Road
Texas Poised To Ban All Red Light Cameras
Obama’s AG Eric Holder Attacks Bill Barr: “He’s Not Fit to Lead DOJ”
Mark Cuban: No Body Can Beat Trump In 2020 As of RIGHT NOW
The Growth of the American Police State
FIRE THE NUTCASES LEADING US TO WAR
Times Of Israel: "Stop Mel Gibson's New Anti-Semitic Movie, If Needed by Erecting New Laws"
Truckers Face Years in Prison for Transporting LEGAL Hemp
Westboro Releases ‘You Might Be A Slut’ Ad For Limbaugh’s Show
Post Date: 2012-03-17 12:26:35 by Brian S
A church in Topeka, Kansas famous for its God Hates Fags protests is hoping to take their message to millions of dittoheads across the U.S. The Westboro Baptist Church on Friday released two advertisements that they hope to air on Rush Limbaughs radio show, which is experiencing an exodus of advertisers after he called a Georgetown University law student a slut because she spoke in favor of religious institutions providing contraception coverage. The first spot was a parody of comedian Jeff Foxworthys You might be a redneck routine. If you wear a dress that is strapless with a brassiere that isnt, you might be a slut, an ...
Ann Coulter: GOP has a ‘problem with charlatans’ like Sarah Palin
Post Date: 2012-03-15 11:50:11 by Brian S
Conservative author Ann Coulter on Monday night lamented that charlatans like Sarah Palin managed to remain prominent voices within the conservative movement, according to The Shark Tank. At a Lincoln Day Dinner event in Florida, she was asked about the possibility of a brokered Republican convention. One of the ones promoting that is Sarah Palin, who has suggested herself as the choice, Coulter replied. I think as long as its between us girls, Ive been observing something about her. I dont think its likely to happen. I dont know what these people are cheering for. Palin told CNN she was open to running for president ...
PAY ATTENTION TO ME! Sarah Palin Challenges Obama To Debate
Post Date: 2012-03-13 18:09:45 by Brian S
Former Republican Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Monday night challenged President Barack Obama to a debate. Im not running for any office, but Im more than happy to accept the dubious honor of being Barack Obamas enemy of the week if that includes the opportunity to debate him on the issues Americans are actually concerned about, she wrote on Facebook. In a recent fundraising video, Obamas re-election campaign used footage of Palin saying the president wanted to go back to the era of slavery. It is taken all these years for many Americans to understand that gravity, that mistake that took place before the Civil War, and why the Civil War ...
Cheney Deems Canada Too Dangerous For Visit
Post Date: 2012-03-12 19:28:13 by Brian S
Former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney canceled a Canadian speaking appearance because of security concerns sparked by demonstrations during a visit he made to Vancouver last fall. Cheney was scheduled to talk about his experiences in office and the current American political situation at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre on April 24. But Ryan Ruppert of Spectre Live Corp. said on Monday that Cheney and his daughter Elizabeth had begged off through their agent. "After speaking with their security advisers, they changed their mind on coming to the event," Ruppert said. He said they had "decided it was better for their personal safety they stay out of Canada." Last ...
Gingrich Calls New TV Show Anti-Christian
Post Date: 2012-03-10 18:22:33 by Brian S
Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, speaking to a crowd in Gulfport, Miss., on Friday teed off on a new ABC show called "GCB," which is based on the novel "Good Christian Bitches. "Here's to show you the biases of the elite media, look at the new show that's on that has the word 'Christian' in it and I want you to take the exact name, drop out Christian and put in Muslim, Gingrich said. And ask yourself, is there any network that would have dared to run a show like that and you know the answer is not a one because anti-Christian bigotry is just fine in the entertainment industry but they have to be very protective of ...
Limbaugh Down To 1 Paid Advertiser In NYC; 90 Percent Of Ads Today Were Free PSAs
Post Date: 2012-03-08 18:50:15 by Brian S
Rush Limbaugh is in trouble. Two days ago he didn't have a single unpaid public service announcement on his flagship show on WABC in NYC. Yesterday, 56% of his ads in NYC were unpaid PSAs. Today, 90% were unpaid PSAs, and the show included three occurrences of 'dead air'.Here's a breakdown with the help of Media Matters' data:86 ads aired today on Limbaugh's show on WABC in NYC3 occurrences of dead air 1 Advertiser sticking with Limbaugh2 Small Business Authority ads in association with the Corporate Tax Network3 Advertisers who have asked ads to be pulled3 Netflix ads (Netflix has never intentionally advertised on his show, the ads are being pulled)1 O'Reilly ...
Boy Treads In Ashes On Visit To Majdanek Death Camp
Post Date: 2012-03-07 19:23:28 by Brian S
An embarrassing incident occurred some 10 days ago during a High School trip to the Majdanek extermination camp mausoleum (Mountain of Ashes) in Poland. The mountain contains the ashes of tens of thousands of Jews who were exterminated in the camp during the Holocaust. Ynet has learned that as the group stood near the mountain receiving a briefing on the death camp and its horrors, one of the students walked into the site and treaded on the ashes in spite of the fact that to do so is clearly prohibited. The guides and members of the educational team that were on site grabbed him and removed him from the site. The group's leaders then held an initial inquiry into the incident and made ...
Sandra Fluke In Pictures
Post Date: 2012-03-07 18:48:45 by Capitalist Eric
A Collection of Appropriate Pics of the Latest Socialist Slut
Jon Stewart: Iran Saber-Rattling Meant For Old Jews In Florida
Post Date: 2012-03-07 10:53:04 by Brian S
On his show Tuesday night, Daily Show host Jon Stewart assured Iran that Republican candidates who appeared to be warmongering were actually just appealing to voters in Florida. Are you familiar with Florida, he asked Iran. Its a region in the south United States that we have filled with old Jews and young Christians, and whoever wins it wins the presidency. In Florida, they would like to bomb you if they could. So the talk of war is not actually meant for you, its meant for Florida, Stewart continued. Its an election season. Our rhetoric gets somewhat distorted, hyperbolic. He also assured Israel that the United States ...
Colbert Uses Transvaginal Ultrasound Wand For Super Tuesday Margarita
Post Date: 2012-03-07 10:51:55 by Brian S
Stephen Colbert shared his wide of array of cooking options in celebration of Super Tuesday, including his famous Republican salsa consisting of mostly mayonnaise with a dash of Miracle Whip. Folks, this is it, it is Super Tuesday, he said. It is like the Super Bowl of politics, if it was like one team slowly destroying itself. And just like the Super Bowl, I have painted my face with the team colors, white. The Comedy Central host represented each state holding a Super Tuesday contest with a food. With one layer for each state with a primary today, he said. Weve got potatoes for Idaho, ham for Virginia, some Vermont cheddar, ...
Former Attorney General Ashcroft Endorses Romney
Post Date: 2012-03-05 17:41:02 by Brian S
Former Attorney General John Ashcroft endorsed Mitt Romney on Monday. Ashcroft, who served under President George W. Bush from 2001 to 2005, cited Romneys record as governor of Massachusetts, as well as his work organizing the 2002 Olympics in Salt Lake City, as evidence that Romney would be an iron-willed president. I admire Mitts record of fiscal responsibility, lower taxes and defense of traditional values in a politically difficult state for a Republican, Ashcroft said in a statement. I had the opportunity to work with Mitt Romney on issues of national security during the 2002 Winter Olympics and counted him as a trustworthy, effective ally in ...
Share Your Favorite Sandra Fluke Jokes, Cartoons and Videos
Post Date: 2012-03-04 22:04:01 by A K A Stone
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Porn Mogul Offers $1 Mn For Sex Dirt On Us Officials
Post Date: 2012-03-04 19:27:54 by Brian S
WASHINGTON Porn mogul Larry Flynt in a full page newspaper ad on Sunday offered $1 million for information about the sexual indiscretions of well-known US politicians or government officials. Flynt's offer, appearing in the Washington Post newspaper, asked readers to phone their tips to his hotline, or to send an email to a dedicated online address at his "Hustler" porn magazine. "Do you have information about infidelity, sexual impropriety or corruption concerning a current United States senator, congressperson or prominent government official?" the ad asks in large, bold type. "Can you provide documented evidence of your claims? Larry Flynt and ...
Stay out of my Uterus
Post Date: 2012-03-04 15:39:11 by CZ82
Damage Control: Rush Limbaugh Apologizes To Sandra Fluke For Calling Her A 'Slut'
Post Date: 2012-03-03 18:52:33 by Brian S
After a media and political firestorm, Rush Limbaugh issued an apology on Saturday for calling student Sandra Fluke a "slut" on his radio show this week. Fluke, a law student at Georgetown University who was advocating for health insurance plans to cover the cost of contraception, became the target of a series of attacks by Limbaugh. Besides calling her a "slut," he also called her a "prostitute," said that he wanted her to make sex tapes and post them online, and speculated that she only had a problem paying for contraception because she was having "so much sex." Limbaugh's comments caused advertisers to flee from his show, and even prompted ...
One Third Of Young Women Would Trade Intelligence For Bigger Breasts, Survey Says
Post Date: 2012-03-03 08:27:22 by CZ82
One Third Of Young Women Would Trade Intelligence For Bigger Breasts, Survey Says Posted: 03/02/12 12:06 PM ET A substantial portion of young women in the U.K. would choose breasts over brains, according to a recent online survey. The U.K. discount website MyVoucherCodes asked 1,100 18-25-year-old women if they would trade their IQ's for bigger breasts. One-third of respondents said they would. The survey, which was sent to The Huffington Post, also found that 41 percent of women would rather have bigger breasts than a high IQ, and 24 percent of those who preferred bigger breasts said it was because it would make them "feel happier." In addition, 44 percent of the ...
Quicken Loans Pulls Ads From Rush Limbaugh Show, Sleep Number And Sleep Train Mattress Centers Follow Suit
Post Date: 2012-03-02 18:40:35 by Brian S
Quicken Loans Inc., the Detroit-based online mortgage lender, has joined the list of advertisers who have pulled advertising from the Rush Limbaugh syndicated radio program because of the conservative talk show host's disparaging description of a Georgetown University law student. "Due to Rush Limbaugh's continued inflammatory comments along with the valuable feedback we have received from our clients and team members Quicken Loans has suspended all advertising on The Rush Limbaugh radio program," a Quicken Loans spokeswoman said Friday in an email. The move is effective immediately, the Quicken Loans spokeswoman said. The advertising cancellation happened ...
Obama Pokes Fun At Birth Controversy On Facebook
Post Date: 2012-03-01 19:30:24 by Brian S
AFP - US President Barack Obama switched his Facebook page on Thursday to the social network's new "timeline" format and poked fun at the controversy over his birthplace. The first entry on Obama's revamped Facebook page lists his birthdate -- August 4, 1961 -- and provides a link to a coffee mug that features a picture of his Hawaiian birth certificate. The mug, which is being sold by the Obama reelection campaign, has a picture of the birth certificate on one side and a picture of a smiling Obama with the words "Made in the USA" on the other. It sells for $22.50. Obama released his birth certificate in April of last year to dismiss lingering claims by ...
Gibbs Zings Gingrich: We’ll Call Him For Lunar Colony Advice
Post Date: 2012-02-27 20:18:41 by Brian S
Former White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs on Sunday dismissed foreign policy criticism from Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, quipping that his advice was only valuable [i]f theres a problem on a lunar colony. Last week, Gingrich had blasted President Barack Obama for apologizing to Afghans after U.S. troops reportedly burned a number of Qurans. If [Afghan President] Hamid Karzai doesnt feel like apologizing, then I feel like we should say goodbye and good luck, the former House Speaker said, referring to deaths resulting from protests over the Quran burning. We dont need to be here wasting our lives and wasting our ...
Romney's NASCAR Comment is Rich
Post Date: 2012-02-27 15:17:09 by Capitalist Eric
During an appearance at Daytona's International Speedway, Sunday, Mitt Romney tried to play the part of a NASCAR-loving regular Joe, but reminded voters what a clueless rich guy he is by saying, "I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners," according to an Associated Press report story. Of course, many people latched onto quote. With AP reporter in tow, Romney spoke to both NASCAR VIPs privately and fans publicly about his love of cars and the city that makes cars, Detroit, ahead of the primary in Michigan this week, which Romney apparently has enough confidence he'll win that he can manage an out-of-state campaign stop. The full quote from Romney, when asked ...
"Think before you speak"
Post Date: 2012-02-26 09:41:19 by CZ82
"Think before you speak" Here are a few reasons why you should think before you speak..... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at ...
The Infamous SaturdayNite Lag!
Post Date: 2012-02-25 22:26:13 by buckeroo
It's WAR, I tell ya..... Welcome back.
Ron Paul’s aides worried his ideas aren’t crazy enough to win GOP primary
Post Date: 2012-02-24 19:01:46 by Hondo68
Ron Paul debates the Three Stooges Aides to Ron Paul are concerned their candidates once radical-sounding ideas for a revolutionary makeover of the federal government and the U.S. economy are being eclipsed in tone and rebelliousness by the lunatic rantings of Mr. Pauls opponents in the GOP presidential primary. Every day that Gingrich talks about settling on the moon or Romney talks about fixing the problems of the middle class or Rick Santorum talks about almost anything is a day when Ron Pauls ideas of going to a gold-based currency, ending the Fed, and prophesying our imminent economic collapse dont seem all that crazy and thats hurting ...
Palin Before Resignation: I Can't Take It Anymore
Post Date: 2012-02-24 00:17:42 by Brian S
(02-23) 19:17 PST JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) -- In the final months before she resigned as Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin displayed growing frustration over deteriorating relationships with state lawmakers and their perceived efforts to "lame duck" her administration, along with outrage over ethics complaints that she felt frivolously targeted her and prompted her to write: "I can't take it anymore." The details are included in more than 17,000 records released Thursday by state officials nearly 3 1/2 years after citizens and news organizations, including The Associated Press, first requested Palin's emails. By the spring of 2009, the emails show, Palin ...
A Modest Proposal To Boost US GDP By $852 Quadrillion: Build The Imperial Death Star
Post Date: 2012-02-23 18:03:11 by Capitalist Eric
Since at this point US society is irrevocably split into two camps, on one hand those who believe Keynesian propaganda, where the only cure for unsustainable debt is more debt, and on the other those who believe that a return to a gold standard is the only way to prevent an epic socio-political collapse, also known in official US circles as "extremists", and since we know that the status quo will never let the latter get their way without a fight (quite literally and quite violently), it is only logical that 'if you can't beat them you have to join them'. In which case we believe that instead of breaking windows, or starting wars, or even expecting a growth boosting ...
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