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French Government Threatens Town With A Fine Of 2000 Euros A Day If It Does Not Remove Nativity Set

Federal judge in Texas strikes down Affordable Care Act.

Faithful Flock to Pay Tribute to Effigy of Virgin Mary That Appeared Near Artesia Church ...

Federal judge in Texas strikes Federal judge in Texas strikes down Affordable Care Act Affordable Care Act

Feds Fine Business $60,000 for Selling Non-Prescription Contact Lenses Without a Prescription

Policing For Profit: How Civil Asset Forfeiture Has Perverted American Law Enforcement

BREAKING: Trump Names Mick Mulvaney Acting Chief of Staff

Sondra Locke, frequent co-star in Clint Eastwood films, dead at 74

Vox: Change the Constitution so Ocasio-Cortez Can Run for President!

Scott Adams: How Google is Ruining my Life for Political Reason

Congress Hid Illegal Legislation in Farm Bill to Further Support Horrific Genocide in Yemen and It Passed

Boy Scouts On Verge Of Bankruptcy

If Cannabis Can Kill "Incurable" Brain Cancer, Why Is It Criminalized?

Karma’s a B---h

Teenage Sisters Legally Recorded Police, Who Tackled Them to the Ground

Bizarre Clouds of Aluminum-Coated Material Appear on Radar Across the US

Trump Inauguration Spending Under Criminal Investigation by Federal Prosecutors

Why Christians Should Embrace Free Markets, With Guest Fr. Robert Sirico

Russian spy Maria Butina pleads guilty to engaging in conspiracy against US

Trump cancels White House Christmas party for the press

SKEWERED ALIVE Factory robot impales worker with 10 foot-long steel spikes after horror malfunction

Indiana Police Chief Promoting As Many Bad Cops As He Can To Supervisory Positions

MEET THE BOARD OF THE FUSION GPS-LINKED GROUP INVESTIGATING TRUMP

Richard Painter Says There’s Only 1 Way Out For Trump Now

78-Year-Old Man in Wheelchair Evicted to Freezing Streets for Treating Pain With Legal Medical Pot

As Gov’t Failed to Provide, Anarchists Stepped in to Help Fire Refugees Living in a Walmart Parking Lot

NJ State Police to launch Nazi-style door-to-door gun magazine confiscation campaign… at gunpoint, of course… NJ declares WAR on its own residents

U.S. Steel Stock Has Dropped 57 Percent Since Trump's Tariffs Were Announced

Stoneman Douglas report calls on the sheriff's office to investigate SEVEN deputies who 'failed to confront Nikolas Cruz during the horrific mass school shooting'

Catholic Couple and St.Pete

IT MAY BE TIME TO QUIT THINKING!

Parents of pregnant woman shot in Ofra attack: ‘She opened her eyes and cried’

Google CEO Had To Explain To Congress Why Googling ‘Idiot’ Shows Donald Trump

PELOSI, SCHUMER PLEAD TO TRUMP: ‘LET’S DEBATE’ BORDER FUNDS ‘IN PRIVATE’ Pelosi said they did not come to debate border funding ‘in public view’

'Terror' at Christmas market: 'Islamist' who shot dead three people and wounded 13 in Strasbourg had been identified as 'a threat to the state' it is revealed as manhunt continues

Police use facial recognition doorbells to create private watchlist networks

To a Nation of Snowflakes, Christmas Has Become Another Trigger Word

George H. W. Bush Met With The Bin Laden Family On The Morning of 9/11

Maryland Man Saves a Life, Says D.C. Cops Rewarded Him by Seizing His Car Benjamin Davis III wasn't issued a ticket or citation.

Vermont Man Barred From Building on His Own Property Flips Off Government With Giant Middle Finger Statue

Vatican No. 3 Cardinal George Pell Convicted on Charges He Sexually Abused Choir Boys

Belize Documentary

Archeologists: Sodom and Gomorrah literally destroyed by fire and brimstone falling from the sky

Welcome to Trump Budget Management : A Week After Decrying a $716 Billion Defense Budget, Trump Agrees to $750 Billion Defense Budget

CVS Employee Stops Robbery, Gets Fired

Pope Francis Implementing Change Of Lord’s Prayer: ‘Lead Us Not Into Temptation’

John Kelly Was President Trump's Top Authoritarian Fearmonger. Good Riddance.

Kavanaugh Joins Liberals To Protect Pro-Planned Parenthood Ruling

Lena Dunham lied to discredit an alleged rape victim and then wrote her worst apology yet


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Gibbs Zings Gingrich: We’ll Call Him For Lunar Colony Advice
Post Date: 2012-02-27 20:18:41 by Brian S
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Former White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs on Sunday dismissed foreign policy criticism from Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, quipping that his advice was only valuable “[i]f there’s a problem on a lunar colony.” Last week, Gingrich had blasted President Barack Obama for apologizing to Afghans after U.S. troops reportedly burned a number of Qurans. “If [Afghan President] Hamid Karzai doesn’t feel like apologizing, then I feel like we should say goodbye and good luck,” the former House Speaker said, referring to deaths resulting from protests over the Quran burning. “We don’t need to be here wasting our lives and wasting our ...

Romney's NASCAR Comment is Rich
Post Date: 2012-02-27 15:17:09 by Capitalist Eric
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During an appearance at Daytona's International Speedway, Sunday, Mitt Romney tried to play the part of a NASCAR-loving regular Joe, but reminded voters what a clueless rich guy he is by saying, "I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners," according to an Associated Press report story. Of course, many people latched onto quote. With AP reporter in tow, Romney spoke to both NASCAR VIPs privately and fans publicly about his love of cars and the city that makes cars, Detroit, ahead of the primary in Michigan this week, which Romney apparently has enough confidence he'll win that he can manage an out-of-state campaign stop. The full quote from Romney, when asked ...

"Think before you speak"
Post Date: 2012-02-26 09:41:19 by CZ82
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"Think before you speak" Here are a few reasons why you should think before you speak..... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at ...

The Infamous SaturdayNite Lag!
Post Date: 2012-02-25 22:26:13 by buckeroo
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It's WAR, I tell ya..... Welcome back.

Ron Paul’s aides worried his ideas aren’t crazy enough to win GOP primary
Post Date: 2012-02-24 19:01:46 by hondo68
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Ron Paul debates the Three Stooges Aides to Ron Paul are concerned their candidate’s once radical-sounding ideas for a revolutionary makeover of the federal government and the U.S. economy are being eclipsed in tone and rebelliousness by the lunatic rantings of Mr. Paul’s opponents in the GOP presidential primary. “Every day that Gingrich talks about settling on the moon or Romney talks about fixing the problems of the middle class or Rick Santorum talks about almost anything is a day when Ron Paul’s ideas of going to a gold-based currency, ending the Fed, and prophesying our imminent economic collapse don’t seem all that crazy — and that’s hurting ...

Palin Before Resignation: I Can't Take It Anymore
Post Date: 2012-02-24 00:17:42 by Brian S
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(02-23) 19:17 PST JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) -- In the final months before she resigned as Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin displayed growing frustration over deteriorating relationships with state lawmakers and their perceived efforts to "lame duck" her administration, along with outrage over ethics complaints that she felt frivolously targeted her and prompted her to write: "I can't take it anymore." The details are included in more than 17,000 records released Thursday by state officials — nearly 3 1/2 years after citizens and news organizations, including The Associated Press, first requested Palin's emails. By the spring of 2009, the emails show, Palin ...

A Modest Proposal To Boost US GDP By $852 Quadrillion: Build The Imperial Death Star
Post Date: 2012-02-23 18:03:11 by Capitalist Eric
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Since at this point US society is irrevocably split into two camps, on one hand those who believe Keynesian propaganda, where the only cure for unsustainable debt is more debt, and on the other those who believe that a return to a gold standard is the only way to prevent an epic socio-political collapse, also known in official US circles as "extremists", and since we know that the status quo will never let the latter get their way without a fight (quite literally and quite violently), it is only logical that 'if you can't beat them you have to join them'. In which case we believe that instead of breaking windows, or starting wars, or even expecting a growth boosting ...

Dem Proposes Vasectomy Limitations In Wake Of Anti-Abortion Legislation
Post Date: 2012-02-22 15:21:24 by Brian S
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A Georgia Democrat has devised a clever response to her Republican colleagues’ recent zest for imposing big government regulations on female reproductive rights: regulate vasectomies as well. The proposed law, put forward by Rep. Yasmin Neal (D), would ban the practice of male sterilization except in cases where a man faces serious health risks without one. It was crafted as a response to a so-called “fetal pain bill” proposed by Republicans, which would ban abortions after 20 weeks. A measure similar to what Georgia Republicans are considering was recently defeated in Virginia following the heart-wrenching testimony of one woman who told lawmakers that she had an abortion ...

Obama, Laura Bush Break Ground For African American Museum
Post Date: 2012-02-22 15:14:23 by Brian S
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President Obama and former first lady Laura Bush joined Wednesday in celebrating the start of construction for the National Museum of African American History and Culture with groundbreaking ceremonies on the National Mall. The National Museum of African American History and Culture, to be built on the National Mall, will focus on three areas — history, culture and community — through the stories of individual people and families.EnlargeClose The National Museum of African American History and Culture, to be built on the National Mall, will focus on three areas — history, culture and community — through the stories of individual people and families. ...

Open Revolt Against Goldi's "Rules" Against Slamming Newt
Post Date: 2012-02-19 12:12:42 by We The People
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#8. To: Goldi-lox (#0) Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has threatened to sue dozens of television stations if they run a political attack ad Some kind of guy that you are backing. What a hero! I can just imagine that he has Obama qucken in fear and wetting his pants over the prospect of Gingich suing him for false advertising. domer posted on 2012-02-17 23:01:43 ET Reply Trace *********************************************************************** #3. To: Goldi-Lox, *Ron Paul 2012* (#0) looking at Romney, Gingrich, Santorum and others, it is obvious we do not have a Reagan today and we certainly do not have the same quality of party More and more conservatives every day are ...

News Busted 17 Feb 2012
Post Date: 2012-02-18 10:05:27 by CZ82
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Dick Cheney Part Of Marriage Equality Lobbying Effort In Maryland
Post Date: 2012-02-17 17:29:33 by Brian S
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WASHINGTON -- Dick Cheney is part of a lobbying campaign to convince at least one Maryland state lawmaker to back marriage equality, the Baltimore Sun reported on Thursday. Since leaving the vice president's office, Cheney has been increasingly vocal in his support for same-sex marriage, but the extent of his engagement on the issue was not previously well known. The Sun story, flagged by John Aravosis at AMERICAblog, focused on the fight in the state over Gov. Martin O'Malley's (D) bill to legalize gay marriage. It revealed that Maryland Del. Wade Kach (R-Baltimore) had been offered to chat with Cheney, ostensibly to convince him to support marriage equality. Kach ...

Santorum’s Top Super PAC Donor Suggests Women Should Use Aspirin For Contraception (between the knees)
Post Date: 2012-02-17 00:54:00 by Brian S
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ABC News’ Michael Falcone reports: The single largest donor to the super PAC supporting Rick Santorum’s presidential bid shocked MSNBC anchor Andrea Mitchell in an interview on Thursday when he suggested a novel approach to contraception on Thursday. Foster Friess, the 71 year old Wyoming multi-millionaire offered this retort when Mitchell pressed him about whether he agreed with Santorum’s stance on contraception. “Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives,” Friess said. “The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.” He smiled as he said it, but wasn’t laughing. The remark alludes to an old joke about ...

Maher: Santorum Believes ‘Life Begins At Erection’
Post Date: 2012-02-16 13:00:40 by Brian S
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HBO comedian Bill Maher on Wednesday explained that Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum was gaining in popularity because GOP voters “hadn’t gotten the memo” that the country was moving past social issues. “What do you make of Rick Santorum’s surge?” NBC host Jay Leno asked Maher. “Oh, don’t even say that word around Rick Santorum,” Maher replied, referring to the popular redefinition of the candidate’s name. “It sounds dirty.” “He’s a little conservative for me,” Maher continued. “He thinks life begins at erection. … You know there are people like that? Life begins the second the sperm hits the ...

‘Young Turks’ Showdown: Cenk Tells Breitbart, ‘Stop Having Gay Sex In Bathrooms!’
Post Date: 2012-02-15 18:25:29 by Brian S
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Posing a hypothetical on his show Tuesday night, “The Young Turks” host Cenk Uygur asked flamboyant conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart if it would be fair to say to all conservatives: “Stop having gay sex in bathrooms!” The bizarre exchange was part of Cenk’s rebuttal to Breitbart’s recent outburst at “Occupy” protesters who gathered at last week’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). In video of the confrontation, Breitbart shouts that members of the 99 Percent movement should “stop raping people,” a reference to reports of crime and sexual assaults at some “Occupy” camps. Breitbart, to his credit, called the ...

Libertarians
Post Date: 2012-02-15 09:24:39 by jwpegler
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Medical advances by country
Post Date: 2012-02-14 18:43:50 by sneakypete
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A doctor from France says: "In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's Testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking For work." The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we Take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we Take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The U.S. Doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, You are way behind us....in the USA, ...

Quit comparing me to Obama
Post Date: 2012-02-13 15:44:30 by CZ82
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Poster Comment:I wonder if they are somehow related???

RECYCLING PROGRAM: SEND YOUR USED CONDOMS TO THE WHITE HOUSE!
Post Date: 2012-02-10 07:09:20 by A K A Stone
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Obama wants to force the Catholic Church and other Churches to buy condoms. This violates the first amendment. This is a call for a protest and a recycling program at the same time. All used condoms should be sent to The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC 20500 Thank You and Please post this everywhere. Poster Comment: Put them in a plastic ziplock bag so nothing leaks out. I'm not serious of course so don't do this..

Okla. Lawmaker Defends ‘Spilled Semen’ Amendment
Post Date: 2012-02-09 19:03:27 by Brian S
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A Democratic lawmaker on Thursday defended her satirical amendment to an anti-abortion bill that would outlaw Onanism in Oklahoma. A proposed “personhood” bill in Oklahoma would define human life as beginning at the moment of conception. In response, Oklahoma State Sen. Constance Johnson tried to amend the legislation to make it illegal for men to spill their seed outside a woman’s vagina. “As a woman and a 31-year veteran of the legislative process in Oklahoma, I am increasingly offended by state law trends that solely focus on the female’s role in the reproductive process,” she explained on The Guardian. “With Oklahoma’s new, ...

How Many Ferrets Does It Take To Fill The Fridge?
Post Date: 2012-02-07 23:46:17 by A K A Stone
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Just askin

Newt's Ridiculous Wikipedia Page Edits
Post Date: 2012-02-06 19:16:45 by Brian S
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(CNN) – As recently as last week, Newt Gingrich's communications director has been criticized by editors on Wikipedia for dozens of edits he has made and requested in defense of his candidate. While some of the changes were minor, Joe DeSantis has removed or asked to remove factual references to Gingrich's three marriages as well as mentions of ethics charges brought against him while he served as speaker of the House. These efforts continued as recently as Monday. Wikipedia records show DeSantis has made over 60 adjustments to entries in the online, publicly-edited encyclopedia to the biographical entry on Gingrich, the similar page on his wife, Callista, and a separate ...

Would Reagan Be a Democrat Today?
Post Date: 2012-02-06 07:40:27 by Happy Quanzaa
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Abbott and Costello on Why Unemployment Numbers are Improving!
Post Date: 2012-02-06 06:49:41 by CZ82
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COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .. ABBOTT: Good subject. Terrible times. It's about 9%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that's 16%. COSTELLO: You just said 9%. ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work. ABBOTT: No, that's 16%. COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 16% unemployed. ABBOTT: No, that's 9%... COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 9% or 16%? ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work. COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed. ABBOTT: No, you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed. COSTELLO: But .... they are out of ...

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