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Title: Three FBI Cadets
Source: From The Trenches
URL Source: http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/three-fbi-cadets/228678
Published: Jun 23, 2018
Author: Henry Shivley
Post Date: 2018-06-23 21:13:56 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 81
Comments: 5

My nine year old grandson just told me this joke:

So, three FBI cadets are at their final stage of training for proficiency with firearms, hand to hand combat, and loyalty to the agency.  They are brought into a hallway with three doors.

The first cadet goes into the first door and comes out and says, “I will not shoot my father”.  He is immediately dismissed from consideration.  

The second cadet goes into the second door and comes out and says I will not shoot my grandmother.  He is immediately dismissed from consideration.

The third cadet goes into the third door.  There are five gunshots and a lot of commotion.  The instructors burst into the door and say, “What is going on?”

The cadet says, “It was my ex-wife and some idiot put blanks in the gun, so I had to beat her to death with the chair…..”

Hired!

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#1. To: Deckard (#0)

My nine year old grandson just told me this joke:

I guess 9-year-olds love that joke.

misterwhite  posted on  2018-06-23   22:06:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: misterwhite, young libertarians, old statists (#1)

I guess 9-year-olds love that joke.

Apparently 9 year-olds have more of an inkling of the dangers of an out of control police state, than you do.

Smart kid!

hondo68  posted on  2018-06-23   22:23:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Deckard (#0)

Good one!

Fred Mertz  posted on  2018-06-23   23:26:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Deckard (#0)

AoS today:

The Saturday Night Joke

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son again.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

The robot slaps the father!

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

Tooconservative  posted on  2018-06-24   5:45:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Tooconservative (#4)

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

Haaaaaaaaa

I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح

GrandIsland  posted on  2018-06-24   7:33:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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