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Title: Adam Shiff's Family Information
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Published: Nov 19, 2018
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Post Date: 2018-11-19 08:46:30 by IbJensen
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Views: 58

Adam's cousin Jack Schiff is a well-known personality in some circles. Here's why :

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schiff." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schiff and O. Schiff. Awe Schiff, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schiff, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schiff Inc. In turn, Jack Schiff married Noe Schiff, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schiff, Fulla Schiff, Giva Schiff, Bull Schiff, and the twins: Deep Schiff and Dip Schiff.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schiff married Dumb Schiff, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schiff divorced.

Noe Schiff later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schiff- Sherlock.

Dip Schiff married Loda Schiff and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schiff. Fulla Schiff and Giva Schiff were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schiff-Happens wedding.

The Schiff-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schiff, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schiff.

So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schiff", you can correct them. . Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!


Poster Comment:

And there you have it. The President's tweet could have been a key stroke error....or was it?

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