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Title: Man cleaning garage finds burglar crushed by fallen 900-pound floor safe, cops say
Source: Centre Daily Times
URL Source: https://www.centredaily.com/news/na ... national/article227804684.html
Published: Mar 14, 2019
Author: Don Sweeney
Post Date: 2019-03-18 20:43:29 by Tooconservative
Keywords: None
Views: 55
Comments: 3

When Indiana homeowner George Hollingsworth noticed some damage Tuesday to the door frame on his garage, he suspected a break-in, the Marion Police Department wrote in a statement.

On Wednesday, Hollingsworth began cleaning out his cluttered garage to determine if anything had been stolen, police reported.

That’s when he found the body of a suspected burglar crushed beneath a 900-pound antique floor safe that had apparently toppled onto the stranger, police wrote.

“My mind couldn’t comprehend it,” Hollingsworth said, WXIN reported. “This can’t be real. It’s like some strange tale.”

Police were called to the scene at 8:20 p.m., officers wrote.

Police wrote in their statement that the safe, which had been held up by a floor jack, appeared to have fallen over onto the intruder as he rummaged through the tightly packed garage.

“I don’t understand why they would do that,” Hollingsworth said, WXIN reported. “There’s nothing in it. It’s empty. It’s just one my dad had.”

Fire crews lifted the safe and removed the man’s body, police wrote. On Thursday, police identified him as Jeremiah A. Disney, 28, of Marion.

“I would have rather seen him steal stuff and get out than die like that,” Hollingsworth said, WXIN reported. “What a horrible way to die.”


Poster Comment:

Since the "victim" is 28, chances are about even that Darwin has won again.

Bonus points: His feet were sticking out from under the safe, just like the Wicked Witch of the East in the Wizard of Oz when Dorothy's farmhouse smashed down on top of her, killing her when Dorothy's farmhouse fell out of the sky into the Land of Oz.

I have to say, this sweet little morality tale has really brightened my day. Cheers!

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#1. To: Tooconservative (#0) (Edited)

He should have heeded Ron Paul & the libertarians advice.

But NO, he had to be a dumbass like Gatlin/Tater.

Crushed like the Wicked Witch of the East, one of the many dangers of not being libertarian enough.


hondo68 supports Weld the faggot  posted on  2019-03-18   21:02:36 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: hondo68 (#1)

You are always so handy with the right pic, the witch with the ruby slippers in this case.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-03-18   21:27:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Tooconservative (#2)

You are always so handy with the right pic

I find image search to be a convent way of finding what I'm looking for. Just click on the site and you usually find the info you're searching for, or at least some better search terms.


hondo68 supports Weld the faggot  posted on  2019-03-18   22:03:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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