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Title: A Glass of Wine
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Published: Jul 9, 2019
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Post Date: 2019-07-09 11:13:39 by IbJensen
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A Glass of Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't , and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,

Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials , scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer

(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit .

VERIFICATION:

BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.

THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service

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#1. To: IbJensen (#0)

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Ever heard the expression In vino veritas?

It means "in wine lies the truth".

A person under the influence of alcohol is more likely to speak their hidden thoughts and desires.

Seems like a good case to be made for politicians drinking on the job and during their speeches to constituents and potential voters.

Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.

Deckard  posted on  2019-07-09   11:47:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: IbJensen (#0)

Thanks for posting.

This is indeed funny !!!

Si vis pacem, para bellum

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"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers)

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Stoner  posted on  2019-07-09   19:39:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Deckard (#1) (Edited)

Seems like a good case to be made for politicians drinking on the job and during their speeches to constituents and potential voters.

Willie Green  posted on  2019-07-10   17:40:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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