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Published: Dec 1, 2019
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Post Date: 2019-12-01 09:49:31 by IbJensen
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Dear Abby - Fact is stranger than truth

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS AS HOW TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:

(You can't make up this stuff)

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

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#1. To: IbJensen (#0) (Edited)

Remember, these people can vote...

Indicted Oligarch Dmytro Firtash Praises Paul Manafort, Says Trump Has Third-Grade Smarts


https://www.thedailybeast.com/indicted-oligarch-dmytro-firtash-praises-paul-manafort-says-trump-has-third-grade-smarts

{ golf clap } for 3rd Grade Golf Hat "conservatism"

Judas Goat  posted on  2019-12-01   11:00:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: IbJensen (#0)

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Take aspirin. Aspirin is cheap. Decades ago, Irish ladies maintained that an aspirin a day, taken as directed, was 100% effective for birth control. Take one aspirin, place it between the knees, and keep it there, and there will be no pregnancy.

nolu chan  posted on  2019-12-11   16:27:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: nolu chan (#2)

Good advice.

Liberals are like Slinkys. They're good for nothing, but somehow they bring a smile to your face as you shove them down the stairs.

IbJensen  posted on  2019-12-12   9:12:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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